If you can't decide, flip a coin. You'll either figure it out while the coin is in the air, or when it lands, or (as a last resort) you can just go with the coin's decision.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

@rstevens - I tried my best to let him down easy.

@rstevens was wearing this shirt again today (it’s still one of my favorites). I was approached by an older gentleman who incorrectly assumed we shared beliefs about the afterlife after seeing the word ‘believe’ on the shirt. I’m surprised this hasn’t happened before, honestly.

Eighth twitter anniversary. 🤔

@utabi - I hope you are safe and doing well.

Seventh twitter anniversary. 🤔

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

#100WIN

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

#craefulgang

Twitters' timeline is so broken that I have a few folders of bookmarks of twitter urls that I open in tabs when I want to see the most recent tweets from accounts that I'm interested in.

#CLGWIN

@debh_teAch @ThinkTopic @STEMLaunch @Kitables Thank you!

@MACEL94 Dude same

.@rosejn we're hard at work while you're in Europe #machinelearning #datascience #deeplearning #xkcd

@MrTylerWA @cmuirmath ... = _x_ + a staple.

@nvbilprice same.

Anti-social media

The new Rift Herald means I hear my name said out loud a lot when I have twitch streams on in the background... Pretty fun!