Sarah Hopkins
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At the DC Vital Records office, they play Kid President videos - a Christ House patient said this morning, "He's already doing a better job than Trump, and I've only heard 5 minutes of him!"
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Watching/listening to all the people from the suburbs trying to figure out the metro system to get downtown for the Caps game tonight is REALLY amusing...
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"He's got good moves, but he don't move that good" - Christ House commentary on the halftime show
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Wen did you know Trump was racist? 1. Housing discrimination 2. Central Park 5 lie 3. Birtherism 4. Called Mexicans drug dealers 5. Ban on Muslims 6. Pardoned Joe Arpaio 7. Nazis are “very fine people” 8. Endorsed slave-supporter Roy Moore 9. Called black countries “shitholes”
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Is this real life...?!
Exclusive: Trump attacks protections for immigrants from "shithole" countries in Oval Office meeting
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The One Where Joey Speaks French makes me cry laughing every time I see it.
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This chick on SYTTD said her budget was $6,000. She then proceeded to buy a $25,000 wedding dress instead, and also purchased another dress for her reception. What in the hell does it feel like to be able to do that?!
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There are a lot of salty people at the Social Security office this morning, but there's also an adorable baby... so all is well
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Had my first chilly evening Earl Grey tea today, and it was fabulous 🍁
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Watching Schoolhouse Rock "How a Bill Becomes a Law" on the screen at the DC Vital Records office before 9am. #happyfriday
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Alexa re: Tomi Lahren- "Her Final Thoughts sound like First Draft thoughts"
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Drunk, angry man at the Nats game: "This isn't my town, it's a Cowboys town... Redskins!!! RED! RED!" Excuse me, what?
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DC DMV on a Thurs. morning: one employee pronounced "situate" like "sitchiate" and another woman forgot to pencil in one eyebrow b4 her pic
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“You made us unto Yourself, and our heart is restless until it rests in you”. (St Augustine’s “Confessions”)
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They certainly aren't going to be happy when I say I need to submit 7 applications this morning... lol sorry
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Just got to the Social Security office in DC 10 minutes before they open, and there's already a line like 15 people deep.... what the hell
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Me: "Jed, I'm gonna make you plan my entire wedding." Jed: "Ok, well I hope you're okay with a North Korea theme" ...that escalated quickly
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