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Joined March 2013
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Bruno.
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Realistically, who stops this team from winning it all?
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Steeze, Please, my cheese is coming please believe it.
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RT @souljagoyteller: Do yourself a favor and don’t read any of these books.
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RT @DreadedNuance: @ira_xu That would require a wife. Bleeding out just requires blood and enemies, which is much more realistic.
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That part in Dexter new blood when the school principal asked him where he was while his son was in foster care and he just stared at the camera is pure comedy gold.
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Bryan Johnson to his now anemic son
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@bryan_johnson
Bryan Johnson
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Your poop is a report card. Constipation, bloating, or “just going once every few days” isn’t normal. It’s a sign your gut, hydration, fiber intake, or hormones are off. Your gut bacteria influences your mood. People with diverse microbiomes poop more consistently and have.
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RT @cremieuxrecueil: More than 5.6 BILLION people took the COVID vaccines. If there was a mass dying wave, miscarriages and stillbirths, c….
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RT @DocStrangelove2: There's a way to deal with the poachers, and it's chambered in 5.56.
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RT @Smug_editing: I strongly suspect — but am not sure — that gambling like this was a boomer thing, and without it, Vegas is going to coll….
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Keeping a daily personal diary might be the most self-obsessive thing ever.
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RT @freialobo: One of my longest standing hobbies is thinking about whether I should get an iPad. It’s not about the iPad it’s about imagin….
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RT @UsingLyft: Getting rid of bullying has probably had an underestimated impact on the lack of assimilation we’re seeing lately. 90s style….
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Laughed so hard at this when I remember the US vs Europe AC debate 😂😂.
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That’s because if I’m hitting someone, it’s because I want to knock them out not fulfilling your abuse role play fetish.
@CartoonsHateHer
Cartoons Hate Her!
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I’m not making a judgment either way, but I read the reddit BDSM sub for an article a while back and it was surprising how many women were begging their boyfriends/husbands to be doms and the men were just very not into it.
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What 😂😂😂.
@KrangTNelson
america's seed oil lounge singer
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have a friend in nyc - 6'10", ivy league rower and quarterback at michigan state, makes $45M a year as a tech finance doctor, he's a calvin klein model in paris, and he cannot find a gf. women spit on him on the street. they drive up onto the curve to run him over. they hate him.
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RT @KrangTNelson: have a friend in nyc - 6'10", ivy league rower and quarterback at michigan state, makes $45M a year as a tech finance doc….
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RT @lo_lifer: why are people mad at this, this is the ideal setup for people who are intense about cooking but like company.
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RT @OVTweetmarck: If you were a pro wrestler in the 1980s, living to 71 is basically the equivalent of a regular person living to 102.
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RT @atroyn: i do not understand the fentanyl economy. crackheads are not producing income, how are they buying the fent? you can say oh the….
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