Okrrrrrrr🌸
@_f_m_o
Followers
449
Following
95K
Media
16
Statuses
8K
Noticed something peculiar with Kenyans sijui kama ni wivu ama gatekeeping. They're all businesses naysayers. Mara Wines haina pesa, Matatu ni waste, nguo haziendi, Mtumba hakuna ROI, Uber si biashara. Everyday there are these new businesses na zimejaa. Hao watu wote ni wajinga?
Uber is not a business in Kenya 😭 Mukulima explains in a podcast by @homerunwithpipi
21
130
354
Week 3! Tunafungua wiki with 20,754 newly registered voters. If you are not among the 20k, what are you waiting for? #chukuakura
0
3
3
Day 11 #FreeBobNjagi #FreeNicholasOyoo
Silence only emboldens the tormentors. Wake up, arise and speak against sociopolitical injustices. Bob Njagi and Nicholas Oyoo were abducted in Uganda 11 days ago. Where is Bob Njagi? Where is Nicholas Oyoo? #FreeBobNjagi #FreeNicholasOyoo #EndAbductionsEA
1
167
152
Idk this feels more like you are projecting personal insecurities. Hope you heal boo🫶🏾
0
3
5
they own this song https://t.co/Jk1oPDCfMC
what’s the best use of music in a romcom scene?
275
11K
52K
Dear visitors, Kenyans saying “Surely” signifies exasperation and disbelief. Not certainty. 😬
43
1K
4K
WHEN ITS A FREE TRIAL FOR A PRODUCT, LET IT ACTUALLY BE A FREE TRIAL. DONT FORCE ME TO ENTER MY CREDIT CARD INFO SO YOU HOPE I FORGET AND TAKE MY MONEY.
What's the most boomer complaint you have?
529
31K
291K
All of you.....
I have engaged my brother Uhuru Kenyatta, Raila Odinga and Gideon Moi - Ruto
37
473
2K
I never realize how rude I sound sometimes 😭😂. I don't even mean it fr
72
6K
17K
Okay seriously. How do I turn -17 shillings into 10k by the end of the week
1
47
302
Kuniambia kitu ni 1bob but I have to by five of them cause you don’t want the one-bobs (which is still legal tender btw) is crazy to me… Nikona 3bob na nataka pilipili, alaa!
0
0
2
Na msiniite dunda kama mnataka kuaurafarm mi nabanjukanga mbaya sana😂😂😭
10
558
2K
Hello guys❤️ in your Sunday nation today. Why Kenya MUST finally bury its KANU orphans!! Owe nothing to the old order.
37
400
1K
The aroma of onions cooking 😮💨😍 Nyama itakuwa nusu by the time I’m done here
0
0
1
Should have bought a house instead of watching tinga tinga tales
my advice to kids in kindergarten is to start savin yall money fr😭
10
1K
5K
Yet, another death in police custody! Paul Njuguna, 30 years old man from Gatundu South lost his life while in the custody of police from Kiganjo Police Station. Paul Njuguna was arrested on 9th October on claims of being in possession of bhang. Witnesses claim they saw police
55
1K
2K
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz was anything but a bad father.
107
16K
170K