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25 | Overall Embarrassment | YouTube “Comedian”
Joined January 2019
This place is gonna get exponentially worse over the next few months. Time to jump ship 🫡
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I feel like Europe suspending sending mail to the US for the foreseeable future should be way bigger news lol.
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Pete Davidson is such a weird specific brand of famous where, despite being famous, if he sat next to me on the bus & I recognized him I would just like…go back to scrolling on my phone lmao.
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Trying to figure out when you’re supposed to show up to larger shows is so hilariously difficult. What is 7? Is that doors or show? Why am I paying more money to be more confused? Surely it can’t be that hard if every dive bar ever is transparent about it 😭.
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Online info for small, cheap shows:.Doors: 7:30.Music: 8.$15.-Opening Band (CA) -link-.-Middle Band (OH) -link-.-Headliner (CA) -link-. Online info for big, expensive shows:.Headliner.7PM.5 pages of terms & conditions. Why is it like this lmao.
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Asking brands if they’d like to sponsor a video feels like a mix between the vulnerability of asking someone out on a date & the patheticness of raising your hand to use the bathroom.
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Ocelot telling you to repeatedly press circle to resist the torture he’s about to initiate.
my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick “You can sneak by holding R1 and sprint by holding R2. Press triangle to jump.”.
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(“Just use Adblock” I have Adblock: but most of my watching is on the TV which doesn’t offer any 3rd party help PLUS there’s like 2x the ads on the TV app.). Shit sucks, but I can’t take it anymore man. Fuck that stupid man and his pet emu.
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Unfortunately, I have decided to pay money for YouTube premium. I just can’t take another liberty mutual commercial man…that shit qualifies as cruel & unusual punishment.
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It’s so weirdly amusing seeing people my age be parents. I just overheard a mom calmly say “Bro do NOT crash out on me rn” to a toddler.
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“I just want to protect people!”. The only people you’re protecting is tyrannical fascist pedos ya dumb fuck lmao, either start fragging or quit lying.
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The concept of joining the military has always been so crazy to me. Like people really look at our authoritarian government deploying the military against its citizens, stripping rights away from people, and willingly JOIN?. Like damn, if there’s a hell, you’re 100% going bro lol.
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WE NEED MORE MID-BUDGET MOVIES PLEASE DEAR GOD.
Zach Cregger explains why horror is the one movie genre taking the biggest swings with high creativity at the moment. “The budgets are not extravagant, and so you're able to be a little risky. I think it's one of the few theatrical avenues right now where you can be surprised”
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NEW VIDEO FINALLY!!. Talking about extreme soundtracks, extreme media, and it’s universal abandonment in mainstream culture.
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RT @bwags: spotify home page:. -last 15 albums you listened to.-random video podcast talking about the FDA.-the three worst new pop albums….
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Fucked up how people don’t use :P anymore. We used to be a proper country.
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Honestly it’s REALLY problematic that The Naked Gun reboot isn’t called The Unclothed Pew Pew /:.
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