I wish my life was a #github #repository where I could just roll back to my last stable version.

If you’re confused about recursion, go watch TENET You’re gonna be even more confused but at least you saw a good movie

Mom: You won't get a job staring at a computer screen all-day Programmers:

Friend: What's it like to code in JavaScript? Me: It's hard to describe Friend: What do you mean? Me:

Friend: What is recursion? Me:

People: What do you do for work? Me: Write code. People: What do you do in your spare time? Me: Write code. People: What do you do when you're NOT writing code? Me: Study writing code. #100DaysOfCode #JavaScript #CodeNewbies #CodingLife

When your code works but you don't know how or why🤣 #programming #100daysofcode #linux #gamedev #javascript #coding #python #Ai #games #code #codinglife

What's the difference between JavaScript and Python? Me:

The best apps I have developed: 1. Hello World 2. Test App 3. Untitled Project

Google in Software Engineering interviews be like: "Truncate a given binary tree to remove nodes which lie on a path having sum less than K" Also Google: "Oh, here's a link to Google Doc. Write executable code." #codinglife

Bool-ing: You either hit the pin or you don't

[zoom call] Bob: hi everyone thanks for joining me, I just wanted to touch base with you all Narrator: this is Bob. Bob hasn’t done anything all day, but for the sake of business optics, he’s gathered everyone together to give himself Busywork™️

"I'm not paying for that!" - developer on a six-figure salary

What's the difference between a "pro gamer" and a "programmer"? $ rm

"How old are you?" Me:

Me: Should I add semicolons in my code? Java: Yes, absolutely. Python: No, absolutely not. JavaScript: Up to you

Asking a programmer what their favorite programming language is is like asking a mechanic what their favorite tool is. The right answer is always "whatever gets the job done"

How satisfying was it to hit "Enter" on this keyboard?

Mystery solved

Normal person in an elevator: - Gets in - Pushes their floor number - Patiently waits - Gets out Programmer in an elevator: - Gets in - Pushes their floor number - Thinks about how elevators are programmed, what the data structures would look like etc... - Gets out