“Barbiturates” needs to donate its extra R to “bupropion”

I can’t believe I actually just told a patient, “it sounds like you’re not live love laughing right now” 😭

mind if a white girl speaks a little Italian tonight?

until this very moment I had been vaguely wondering how someone might buy back a masters degree and why it was taken away in the first place

My new conspiracy theory is that Donald Trump had some kind of surgery last week. That would explain his disappearance, weird photos, JD Vance’s tweet etc

the new logos are high visibility > more easily recognizable for drivers on the highway. it’s not complicated.

probably just a coincidence

interesting that all of the “”worst songs ever”” happen to come from a fairly narrow time period with a specific vibe that is currently en vogue to find cringe

this is actually what living in New York is like lol

My dad (an attorney) called to tell me that he is furious about the anti trans executive orders and that he’s about to write some emails to his legislators. Everything sucks but I’m grateful that most people are good.

what happened to normal temperature yoga??

first day of NYC apartment hunting and I’ve had my first public street cry in years! we’re soooo back

Anesthesiologists should offer continuous propofol infusions to keep people asleep until the election is over.

Trying to sell my car is doing psychic damage

“life’s like an hourglass glued to the table” hits so hard when you’re in 3rd grade

The more unseasonably hot it is the more urgently I crave pumpkin spice. A curse.

after getting quotes on a cross country move:

big shout out to all the mothers trying not to give birth today

inventing new and unprecedented levels of senioritis !

pack it up folks

super weird vibes from the demure/“cutesy” trend 🤨