I like to smoke tobacco, but cannabis is so much better.

People who are fun on the internet are usually not fun irl.

I'm fucking tired of "liberal" used as an insult. Liberalism gave you the vote. Liberalism gave you equality. Liberalism gave you your inalienable rights. Liberalism gave you free fucking speech. Liberalism is the enemy of tyrants, and I'll be forever proud to defend it.

Rest In Peace Anthony Bourdain. He was more than a chef or host, he was an artist. Everyone in non-fiction tv/film uses HIM as a reference in development, but his creativity is/was not mathematical. Condolences to his loved ones.

Happy 6 year anniversary to this tweet

Jordan Peterson thinks professed atheists actually believe in a god... but the Nazis who had "Gott mit uns" on their belt buckles were an atheist regime. How long before his 15 minutes are up?

my cross to bear

Armed homeowner who says he’s protecting his family from a home intruder is actually a racist who shoots at a 14-year-old Black child in need of neighborly help because his mom is at work and his dad is deployed in Syria: https://t.co/VHL4KWHQLJ

when you've never read a book that didn't have "the official strategy guide" in the title

The Weeknd reminds me of my dislike for brussel sprouts. I’ve tried brussel sprouts 50-leven ways. Can’t get into them. But I keep eating them because everyone else loves them. So basically, I’mma get this new The Weeknd joint and then be mad I don’t like it #YouCare

The kids that marched yesterday didn't take a single gun out of a single hand. Gun owners have a constitutional amendment to protect their rights yet you are melting down on Twitter and attacking children. You're acting like fucking snowflakes.

On this day in 1916, Ota Benga, an African native who suffered inhumane treatment by being kept in a zoo, committed suicide. He had been kidnapped in 1904 from Congo, and taken to America and exhibited at the Bronx Zoo with monkeys. Rest in Peace.

Do you know I finally watched The Last Jedi and I feel like it was the cinematic equivalent of ISIS smashing up a museum

The two most skilled fail men online with the exact same self-own

RIP YAMS RIP JAMES RIP LOGAN WAVERY FOREVER GREENOVA FOREVER ❤️

RIP to the cloud rap legend, @lwhodge. him & Julian Wass produced one of the most classic Main Attrakionz tapes, "Chandelier". i know him & Friendzone's James Laurence are at home lookin down from the clouds together https://t.co/mGzDTrgIUa

visionaries. @lwhodge @chuchulvc

Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a fat bitch". What could this mean?