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for legal reasons this is a joke || @calmjamaldown
Joined December 2019
i’m not normally a jealous person, but i am very jealous of everyone doing umrah in ramadhaan😩😭
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and just remember that even though shaytaan is locked up, you can still ragebait your siblings (esp sehri time)
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first in my bloodline to be absolutely clueless about what i want from this life
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does anyone know of any organisations in jhb that are looking for volunteers this ramadhaan? please rt
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in your 20s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. it is very important that you realise there really is no race.
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my phone cover is purple and my hairbrush and toothbrush is purple and my bedding is purple and my musallah and quran is purple and the little bottle of water i keep by my bedside is purple and my coffee machine is purple,, i just love having a favourite colour🥰
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it’s people texting you that haven’t texted you in the last 5 years
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the concept of lewis hamilton and timothee chalamet being part of the same family😭😭
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Everyday is the same when ur employed as well
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When I was younger, I rebelled against the idea that cooking was something I was obligated to do. As I grow older, I’ve begun to fear that if I don’t learn my grandmother’s and mother’s recipes, I’ll lose the flavours I love most. Both of these things can be simultaneously true.
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you step into woolworths food and it’s like all your problems disappear
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