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I think magic users distinguish themselves too much. Unless we're on totally different pages, I'm talking about the guys with flashy fire powers and whatever; make a street fire out of some flash paper and call it a magic trick.

Magewhat? Do I look like a sorcerer?

Honest! You just have to catch me on a good day.

The fact that the building has yet to go up in flames is, quite frankly, a miracle. Though the question may be innocent, it does bring to mind wonders of what insurance has been paid for. ❛ What — no. It — it's coffee, I just added some milk and sugar to it. ❜

❛ Then why woULD YOU — ❜ Placing the mug down with all the grace of someone who was asked to free up their week, before turning towards the kitchen. It might've only taken a moment, but the milk and sugar that are returned with are... Warm. And held out. Unhappily. 𝐂𝐎𝐍。

❛ And I didn't bring any Hydra with me, so you're out of luck. ... Unless you're asking me to fetch milk (*and) sugar. ❜

❛ Ah. No, it's just coffee and water. ❜

I am a mentally sound individual and can be trusted with firearms.

𝗔𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗹... 𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 '𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻' 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗶𝗺.

❛ I... No𖤠 there's no merit I can imagine to poisoning it. ❜

A blink. (*One) extremely slow blink. ❛ Does it need sugar and milk to be halfway decent, or is the quality of the work just that bad𖤠 ❜

❛ Is there something wrong with it𖤠 ❜

Holding out a cup of coffee. Pitch black. Whether or not it's burnt is yet to be discovered.