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i was not a detective. but when i saw the body of a young child named joy. lifeless in her mother's arms. i knew it was comparison that killed her.
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"You can hug me bro"
"But but...your doctor status"
"Dropped it..."
"For me? 🥺🥺🥺"
My secondary school classmate was the delivery man that delivered pizza to me yesterday. I was so happy to see him, I dropped my “ Dr status”, hugged him, we talked and laughed, shared his story, gave him some money and promised to keep in touch. God blesses me to bless others 🙏🏾
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Hello guys, die hard DSS agent here. I can confirm everything he's saying is very true. We are in all walks of life. You'll think iya mojeed just sell pepper but she can do backflit and shoot sniper.
There are DSS agents on your streets, living peacefully as your neighbors, selling in the market with you, going to work as your colleagues.
You people underrate Nigeria’s security infrastructure and it’s always funny.
Anyway, the fact that they’re underrated is a good thing
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When you're in the club hearing "Ayy Burna ma pa mi nau" but he's not doing legwork 😬🙆🏽🏃🏾♂️:
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Just met two lovely igbo twins Chizaram and Chizorom and their lovely Chimotherboard
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Jose fandom arguably appeals to low self esteem individuals searching for a vicarious escape through his antics of arrogance and what they perceive as rebellion against the establishment. It has nothing to do with football.
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Believe you me it was my then pastor Alagba Jethro Kolade who recruit me. I went for ordinary bedwetting deliverance session and then he come out of prayer room with beretta and parachute and dss id card and my letter of posting.
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The trouble for Saka is when h eventually gets serious and stops impersonating a winger. He'll have stiff competition in Zinchenko and Tierney
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Status quo antipathy is a young man's game. One day you wake up and you're using a dual sim phone looking for honey to put in your pap cause you don't take sugar anymore. You grab your phone and forward your 3 favourite conspiracy theories and one prayer point. You're 38 today
You people are growing up and finally realising why older people are largely conservative. Nice.
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Non pidgin heads keep spelling yansh as nyash and it stresses me. The presence of the n in the center is for the rounding of the sound just as the object is rounded. Yansh is rounded wide and closed. Nyash is open brief lopsided
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Were you building a RICO against him or what?
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Yup. Saw some out of school kids begging for something to eat today and all I could think about was how how we need to reduce fossil fuels
The Labour Party Presidential candidate doesn't think climate change is a priority for Nigeria.
His response to questions on green energy/energy transition and climate change was terrible.
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If I wanted to link with random dudes I'd just go to prison
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Very true. My wife whom i sponsor. Once she arrive she stop treating me as back in Ninjeria. She get a job and make good pands. I can't even control and discipline her. I losed my work and now she ask me 2 be assist @ home. I had 2 borro ££ from my gf to buy foodstough as a man.
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Bro pulled an equation out of his ass to arrive at a predet. conclusion E say na given that. Proof una. This proves nothing.
#offTheRoad
Mehn this is so effing cute. This is so intentional my God.
Nerdy boys>>>
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And this equally applies to fans of a similar Portuguese protagonist. With the two of them the fans fall more in love with the character. Unlike fans of their rivals who through creativity and sheer excellence are made to find a deeper affection for the sport.
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They literally sound like they in the cotton fields
"Youse cant disobey Papa. Papa gone beats you. Youse in big trouble if Papa get you. Papa gone catch you. Can no slave run from Papa now boy"
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@fineGyaldemi
Too often we misinterpret arrogance for charisma. This is someone who has lost 3+ dressing rooms and another who got booted from the club that made him. When they have needed their charisma to galvanise teams it has failed them. So...
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That lady just trying to have a kid and love her husband man. They don't have much besides love and each other. Does that not mean something to you ghouls? You sad jinns fastened to Satan's poisoned tit. Touch some grass. Breathe fresh air. Let the light of Jesus shine on you.
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People have been doing that. But they get called names like deadbeat dad
People really can’t quite get the idea that married people can grow/evolve in radically different directions, for a plethora of reasons, making remaining together bad for them.
Especially for people who marry at an age or time when they’re *far* from truly knowing themselves.
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It's a warning sign for low quality arguments and dishonesty.
misandrist in bio is a complete nothing burger tbh. juvenile but harmless.
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The Nigerian woman cometh to steal to kill and to bill
omg like whining would be the last thing in my mind, i’d just open my gt bank app, show him my account number😞
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Booty bare and in the air. She walks into the room and gasps, "this is not what I meant by come and sub for me"
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Wish it weren't true but Burna is astronomically clear musically 😬😬
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One (1) of those charges is enough to dip unless you're an undercover agent and you're looking for a conviction
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@king_adze
Who hasn't won club world cup before? Some of you just come to this place to display ignorance
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Society: Bet on yourself
Ivan Toney: ...
Society: Not like that
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
FA release reasons for Ivan Toney’s betting breaches ⤵️
• Made 16 bets on his own team to win 15 different games
• Bet 13 times on his own team to lose in 7 different matches - (Did not play in any of these)
He's also been diagnosed with a gambling addiction
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Monarchs when they turn 80:
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Dubai boys finding there's no excrement in paradise
“The 72 Virgins of Paradise Will Have No Menstruation, Saliva, Mucus, or Excrement; Each Man Will Be Given the Sexual Strength of 100 Men combined”
— Ahmad Khadoura, Gaza Islamic Scholar.
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Again. Maybe it would help to stop seeing politicians as messianic figures. This whole Obi wanted to save us but we didn't let him gimmick is so irritating. He's not a deity. He's not contesting out of altruism. And the people don't owe him anything beyond votes.
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Ibidun is what you name your child when you had planned to pull out but the place was indeed quite sweet.
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We didn't have cultism UI but we had spoken word poetry and guys playing guitars on the balcony which is much worse imo
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You know I thought imoteda was from imo state my dumbass never figured it was just backwards
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The difference between you guys and old people is you can't even say it's the beer making you talk crazy
if hushpuppi made his way into the tech space, your popular startups founders would learn cybersecurity from him.
the only thing yahoo boys do not have is the integrity.
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My work wife left
What’s the weirdest reason that has made you resign from a job?
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Oxymoron. But who cares everything here is a fantasy anyhow
Being a lover girl and being able to detach/move on easily is a big blessing.
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All this talk about Oppenheimer though I want to follow you home to mumsi when she opens I say Hi ma 🥺😪
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For those saying she's not up to the task. May I remind you she is responsible for the humanitarian treaty for wartime practices known as the Jenifa Convention 👍
Dear Lagosians, I must share my decision to venture into a more significant facet of humanitarian service with you all.
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Completed story mode. They playing multiplayer now
Boko Haram Insurgents kill 30 bandits in Kaduna
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Odulemodule at the start of songs always sounds like he's announcing a church event followed by shouting the dress code
: allyouthsareremindededtobeatthesingleslinkupmeetingsaturdayjuly6dresscodeis
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NATIVE
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Did a little experiment. Been checking every naked madman and so far 100% are meated up dangerously. Now, statisticians say correlation is not causation but I personally am getting very scared.
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34 yr old poacher on a 3 year deal. His backup? 34 yr old poacher on a 3 year deal. What a foolish institution.
Robert Lewandowski to Barcelona is now considered just a matter of time by all the parties involved in the deal, after negotiations on Friday. 🚨🇵🇱
#FCB
Final green light from Bayern now expected and then it will be done.
Lewandowski has an agreement with Barça on 3 year deal.
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My boss would protect me from being sent by randoms in the office to buy amala. He'd say "No, he doesn't buy amala." Then later He'd say..."corper go and get me rice" ❤
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If most women really spend 100k monthly on beauty then they need to stop because it's not evident
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The day any CEO threatens to beat me you'll know what it means to grow up on the hard streets of a gated community with steady power supply and water and two maids and a chef and a driver and a gateman and a pantry stocked for a nuclear apocalypse 😡
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She said there's only room for one body positive person here
Arianna Davis, one of the dancers suing Lizzo, tells TMZ that after she gained weight, Lizzo held a meeting where she stated that “dancers get fired for gaining weight.”
She was terminated after revealing to the team that she was struggling with an eating disorder.
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Fashion girlies buying bendanselect jeans that belonged to a murder victim in Argentina. That's evidence cuz
Nigerian fashion girlies are thrifting and upcycling old clothes, but twitter ng boys are buying branded shirt for 10k and cargo pants for 20k
Lmaoo
That’s why they’ll print “freesosa” on a T-shirt and call it 10k for you (mumu) and you’ll buy 😂
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Gooday madam. What happen wit me and my woman in the 3 corners of our house is only our beeswax. What am I to do wen I come home and she haven't made my favourite? She used to be submarine to me before she come abroad. Even in the matrimonical bed she disgrace me by not mourning.
Focusing on this part of the tweet only “I can't even control and discipline her.” Discipline her as in madam kneel down at the corner of the room, close your eyes and raise up your hand.
You got away with that nonsense in a lawless country. Y’all will learn by fire by force.
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Her Immune System: Who goes you? 😡🔫
My Sperm: Senior na your boy o 🙌
Her Immune System: Aburo oya do happy Christmas for me 😂🤲
Fun fact: sperm has an immune suppressant property to be able withstand going into the female body. Our body see it as an alien so our immune system attacks it to kill it. Since our immune system has memory, if it's sperm from the same male it recognizes it &doesn't attack it.
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They talking like he played UCL midweek
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Anecdotal extreme case as evidence for generalised hypothesis. Hmmn
I had a boyfriend right after high school that was murdered by his best friends.
They hid his body in a basement in the middle of summer.
They do fall out with their friends.
And they will kill them.
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Kendrick new album dropping on 5/13 of this year
🤔
5+13 = 18
K. dot a genius cause he know imma be Hatin👍
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He also sponsored the Kanu Dickriding Foundation 💥🤪
*💥In year 2000, i wanted to start Kanu Heart Foundation.*
*Peter Obi and all the Igbo Leaders refused to Help me. I reached out to Tinubu, he came to Sheraton Hotels Abuja and gave me 5million naira.*
*That money was what i used in starting the foundation you hear today*
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Selling out the o2 haa more to do with the hundreds of thousands of Nigerians fleeing desperate conditions than superstar status
"South Africans don't have a superstar that can sell out the O2..."
- Adeayo
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Say what you will about Abacha but he never ordered chicken, egg and fish man. Why are we so corrupt lmao
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Wait till he finds out about Ciroma Chukwuma Adekunle
So the name Jon Doe is a fake name and TwitterNG worships & takes advice from a user with a fake name .
Damn. Idk how to feel right now.
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"Your story is touching but I cannot do transfer."
Buhari: Attack on NDA will boost morale of armed forces to end criminality - Buhari.
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This video perfect example why sexual dynamics will always be nuanced.
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The strike gives us time to reflect and pay attention to our mental health. I see no reason for it to end so soon. When there's still much to be done
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Yoruba culture can be sweet. That synchronised half-kneel. Respect can be sexy
Iyabo Ojo visits the family of DJ Splash, the ex Marlian Record signee that is currently mentally unstable ❤️
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It's more than a game now cuz the bants are paining you. But you can call a nigga a midget 5 times a week for 10 years.
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You guys are too young to be this tribalistic
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There's 2 sides to every story but like 10 sides show this man is an abuser you guys are still fooling.
By the time he realizes that his Dad may not be the problem, he will already have a son who thinks he's the problem.
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Can't wait for Die Hard 6 sir💆♂️💆♂️
To beat the traffic in Lagos, I had to use a speedboat to get to my own farewell reception on time!
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Bruh, I've been waiting for Jon Bellion to drop so I can unfollow his fans
Has Jon bellion dropped his album??
Let me finally find the weirdos on my TL.
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Bodyshaming men is crazy cause you'll never get as deep as what the bros say on a Tuesday
We don’t bodyshame men enough, that’s why those audacious gorillas are always quick to speak on a woman they can’t touch with a long pole.
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He said number 19. Aka I do not know that man's name
🚨 Leo Messi: “I don't like people talking before games. The 19th (Weghorst) came and started to provoke us, bump into us, tell us things. Their coach was not respectful to us either.”
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Wimins activist deeping that they fund class oppression to maintain misogynistic and racist beauty standards
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Man hustling 30 racks per month from nysc will say don't insult politicians children but see as this girl soft man. Soft anyhow. Skin glowing acct popping. She's obviously unemployed as well but still living lavida loca.
Since we are getting dirty, and you want to throw stones from glass houses, this is BOLA AHMED TINUBU’s gay trans rights activist daughter Oyindamola Habibat Tinubu⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️.
A thread👍🏿let’s go
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Am I homophobic if I don't like spyrogyra??...cuz you know they algae.
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Imagine you're at a wedding having a nervous breakdown in the corner and you see a random dude lurking in the corner peeping and realise he was online giving Updates on your personal stress like he works for sky sports
Update! Photographer has left. Wedding will go on. But the mood isn’t just right. Bridesmaids are trying to find out which of them were having the conversation right there that gave the groom the chance to come by that information.
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You guys gotta stop pretending your lives are more interesting than how was your day etc.
When I have genuine chemistry with someone, small talk literally never comes up because we have more than enough to speak about without it
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Men find attractive women attractive. Doesn't matter if she's making the first move or running in heels in the forest.
Do men actually find women who makes the first move attractive?
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You're joking. She rose to fame cupping her breasts and grabbing her crotch. Who sexualized her
ice spice isn’t an adult sex icon. she’s a rapper that you like to sexualize 🫵🏾
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This IQ is he in the room with us rn? 🤔
My IQ is like 135 or something, which I’m not even sure is accurate bc I had no idea what I was doing in the test, I just guessed everything LOL, but nothing gets by me🤣 you cannot trick me!!
I do have very high passion, emotional relationships though
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@ZeroRequiem__
Like how can there be another entry after He hit my head on the wall and strangled me abeg
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The burden is on the brand to make sure packaging is clear. They didn't sufficiently test this or it would not be a problem. This packaging has decades of association with powdered milk. A slight adjustment is not enough.
Why does this bullshit always happy to me????????????
Why have we resorted to confusing packaging in this country??????
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Oh no peak misogyny from a man of certain tribal origins?
There’s no title giving to a woman in Igbo land that permits her to back shake three times. It’s totally unacceptable in our tradition.
@PeterObi
this is a slap to omenana Igbo and I least expected this from a man of your status, you should have known better.
Chief Chimamanda
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