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@_asstard
asstard
2 days
happy 4th yall.
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@_asstard
asstard
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@_asstard
asstard
3 days
pickles.
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@_asstard
asstard
4 days
i have never agreed with hunter on anything, but i agree with this take. cava $18-20 bowls have saturated the market, driving prices up. now chipotle feels cheap.
@StatisticUrban
Hunter📈🌈📊
5 days
Every other fast casual restaurant has gotten so expensive that a $12 bowl from Chipotle has looped back around into being good value again.
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@_asstard
asstard
4 days
got a new book that i inevitably won’t finish.
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@_asstard
asstard
4 days
oh it’s the wnba’s version of the shitty in season tournament lol.
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@_asstard
asstard
4 days
what the fuck is the commissioner’s cup?.
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@_asstard
asstard
5 days
the dick sucking bots in the replies is kind of insane. every big account is just littered with bots like they got fleas.
@brian_armstrong
Brian Armstrong
6 days
This is a great update. Only a few thousand people currently have access. So far we’ve had great feedback - high satisfaction and we’ve already helped them feel more confident using Coinbase. Rolling out to more users every week (available to Coinbase One Premium members and.
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@_asstard
asstard
5 days
exactly this.
@ErikVoorhees
Erik Voorhees
5 days
Food, shelter, and drinkable water must be produced by the work of others. Therefore, to say everyone "deserves" these things is to say that everyone deserves to have other people work on their behalf. Required in any such altruistic impulse is coercion, since it inevitably.
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@_asstard
asstard
7 days
U 🇺🇸 S 🇺🇸 A 🇺🇸 . LETS FUCKING GO, BOYS.
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@_asstard
asstard
7 days
idk if anything beats sunday brats.
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@_asstard
asstard
7 days
🍞 🍞 🍞
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@_asstard
asstard
7 days
bread day, yall.
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@_asstard
asstard
7 days
bread day, yall.
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@_asstard
asstard
8 days
SATURDAY
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@_asstard
asstard
9 days
i hate everything about this timeline.
@AdamSchefter
Adam Schefter
9 days
At @te_university, or anywhere, George Kittle knows how to have fun. 📹 @gkittle46
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@_asstard
asstard
9 days
pretty drink. have a friday, yall.
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@_asstard
asstard
11 days
we can all agree the new outlook is fucking awful right.
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@_asstard
asstard
11 days
RT @aphysicist: to understand zohran you must understand this
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@_asstard
asstard
12 days
nyc the next chicago and sf. in a completely failed state. sad.
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@_asstard
asstard
12 days
man i’d say it would super suck to live in nyc with this mayor. but i live in chicago soooo fk me.
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