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Did I predict this shit or what.
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13 years
No longer looking for a job. Finna provide tech support for old people in exchange for food, medicine, and sage advice.
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13 years
RT @TPAIN: Look. I’m all for texting. But 100 of the time, the conversation WILL end the very second you put a hashtag in your text. Sto . .
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13 years
Cats Money Weed.
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As an immigrant kid the Lord & Taylor logo was mystifying; so was the letter D in Disney that I swore was a G for yeears.
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13 years
If you're gonna kill yourself, at least do it behind suicide doors.
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13 years
Printer "of color" is the preferred term, actually.
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I cannot date guys who purchase their own blankets. This is what moms are for, a.i.r.?.
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Before Siri we had Awesome Bowtie Guy: http://t.co/MbabwpQC.
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13 years
Hello New York. You look lovely today.
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Yooo write all your papers in Baskerville: http://t.co/xeBD4p8O.
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While truth might not be dependent on typeface, a typeface can subtly influence us to believe something is true.
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13 years
Walmart has 18 million likes on Facebook. Umm whut are y'all doin? You okay?.
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Google should just immediately tell you if the person you googled is gay or not.
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One Man Can Make One Woman Hate All Mens.
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Ladies, ladies. Don't date a man who uses hand sanitizer. He's probably terrified of vaginas.
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Lady in line behind me at security, you can stop laughing at yer own joke about your underwire bra not going through. Wasn't funny 5 min ago.
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Whenever I OD on caffeine, this lil guy in my head jumps up and down screaming "I LOVE COFFEE! I LOVE COFFEEEEEGIMMEEMOOOORE" is this normal.
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13 years
Overhearing conversations in Portland coffee shops is quite possibly more entertaining than the Internet and television combined.
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If you meet a girl and she plays hard to get, it's either cuz she thinks you're ugly, or she has herpes #trust.
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One kokopelli decoration is the gateway drug to an entire house full of kokopellis.
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