I am Tuyakula and good things happen to me.💗

Get your mpox things off my TL sablif

I really just think about life and start laughing because what tf is this

https://t.co/4wpKbZ3OsR

Is anyone else just broadly tired of men and women talking about each other

My dog watching me chew chicken bones😂😂🤣

once bitten, now biting.

WHEN????

born to say "who the actual fuck raised you to be this stupid" forced to work in groups.

Restructure the whole defence into a highly trained flexible force able to defend Namibia against her current threats and potential ones, which includes illegal fishing, porous borders, wildlife crimes, wild fires chemical and biological threats and many more contemporary threats

“hey, sorry I just saw ur text” -me with a screen time of 13 hrs per day

Amadoda aphelile 😭we are left nabo "you also didn't text first"

im not a "cooking is my passion girlie" it is absolutely a labor of love for me. so if im cooking i care for you bc i usually pretend i cant

I hate when people say "life isn't about you" Then who tf is my life about???

Are we still on for today??

Baggy ass pants and tiny crop top is really unbeatable

I hate emotionally intelligent Mfs, wym you know Im tryna gaslight you ?

📌

Just saw my ex's mom wearing my jersey. Honestly, I contributed a lot to that family. 😂

as many cups of coffee as possible, because the weather permits.

Guys stop it!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂