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That Lego guy. Connoisseur of Cage. Life is short, time is luck. he/him
Joined October 2010
I refuse to believe Godzilla would be rampaging without a good reason. He is, above all else, a gentleman
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glad the world is just pretending this counted. print the legend.
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The Guardiola supremacy: how City became too good for their own good | Jonathan Liew
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can't wait for the next time ITV run a "Alexander-Arnold - defensive liability?" segment during an England game. I will be sending them the clips myself.
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so, you like Man City losses, eh? well have all the Man City losses in the world!
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Klopp while we played a replay against Shrewsbury:
@Knox_Harrington Klopp respected every competition. This loss is on the manager!.
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the "real name", "ID people on here" stuff is mind boggling to me. Facebook is an actual cesspit of abuse and racism and literally everyone has their real name and a picture of them on holiday next to it. It will not do what you think it's gonna do.
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Eddie Howe says he wouldn’t behave like Jurgen Klopp after his red card: “I’m very aware I’m going to be looked at by millions of people, especially children. You have an expectation to make sure the game is upheld in the right way”
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deep in that man's soul I know he'd give all of those trophies up to feel one minute of what Klopp had with us.
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Sorry but we basically lost a shot at winning a 100 point, invincible title because of a few millimetres last year, I'm going to enjoy every one of these one pixel line calls.
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I genuinely don't think he knows how bad this is going to be. he's in his little bubble with the brand managers, the comments about being a fan and coming to see games, buddy they're going to still boo you in thirty years lol.
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enjoying that they've obviously gone for this because a minutes silence wouldn't have worked at all, only for it to give Celtic fans the chance to so something even funnier.
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biggest takeaway from tonight is how vital it is to have sport on free to air TV instead of it all being locked behind £50pm sports packages.
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sorry, but if just stop oil we're barging around in seven ton machines there would be calls for them to be executed.
🚨 Tractors have broken down the barricades at the farmers protest in Central London.
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are VAR now using Minority Report tech to see the future runs players make.
Just to cover off the inevitable comments on the Man United goal, in comparison to the Liverpool offside. As explained on Sunday, blocking is only an offside offence if it stops a player who can challenge. Raphael Varane isn't blocking a player who could get involved.
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the coaching staff trying to give tactical instructions to Núñez there
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its one of those that seems like a good idea until you explore it for more than a second and realise its terrible and would do little to actually stop a much deeper issue, while causing harm to even more vulnerable people.
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There's a contest in the Godzilla subreddit to design a poster for KING OF THE MONSTERS and I think we have a winner. @Mike_Dougherty
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is it yeah?
"This is easily the hardest decision I’ve ever made in my life. My love for this club will never die.".
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finally saw BETTER MAN. a new modern masterpiece. can't believe how incredible and genuinely heartfelt it is. I don't care that they've already moved on, I will fly to america and fight everyone who turned their nose up at this because "who even is Robbie Williams?".
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As dumb as it is predictable.
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The thing with Shaqiri is I'm worried he thinks a gegenpress is a type of melted cheese toasted sandwich.
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I'm sorry but this is the most Fabio Aurelio thing to ever happen.
Fabio Aurelio heading home to Brazil a week later than planned. The former #LFC left-back spent the night of the legends match in Aintree Hospital with five cracked ribs & a punctured lung. Interview about a painful return, his career & a glass half-full.
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Me at 2-1: We could do with just calming this for 10 minutes. The Reds:
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the sales presentation:
🚨 Liverpool have been put up for sale - with a full sales presentation prepared for potential investors & 2 major banks appointed to assist. The process is just starting so the outcome is not certain or imminent. Here’s what we do know @TheAthleticFC #LFC
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yeah I flinch at Tesco's £1 asking price for a bag of doritos but I still pay it.
Liverpool have “flinched” at Bayern’s €30m asking price for Thiago, and could miss out the midfielder with PSG happy to match the fee. Thiago is keen on a move to Anfield, but would also be attracted to play with the likes of Neymar and Mbappe. [Abendzeitung Munchen]
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there's an argument to be had that no ones ever been cooler in a movie than Austin Butler is in THE BIKERIDERS
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Dave Bautista going off against an entertainment conglomerate that is about to dominate over 40% of the entire filmmaking market
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Portugal are gonna panic and throw Ronaldo on to launch balls at. the Iberian Weghorst.
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still, good news about the mountains.
⚽ 84’ | 0-2 | Gol del @RayoVallecano . #RealSociedadRayoVallecano.
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"WHATS YOUR NAME?" *slap* "Fernando Torres" *slap* "WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING NAME!" "R. R. Reek. it's Reek.".
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Remember when everything was golden and right in the world for 80 seconds. Those were the days.
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creasing at the media piling on Klopp for shouting at Tierney yesterday. a linesman hit one of our players in the face a couple weeks ago with zero consequences. they're a law unto themselves, they all deserve everything they get.
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This is not what Britain is - and not what British police are. This is our police being used as government enforcers for a government over-obsessed with controlling culture whilst preaching an alarm around the protection of free speech.
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I mean, Jean-Luc Godard was an important filmmaker but I think this is going a bit far.
I’m beginning to think we should cancel football this w/e as well. Those that wanted to play last w/e were perhaps in shock & didn’t understand the enormity of what had happened. There certainly can’t be any doubt now. Never mind about ‘fitting them in’. Deal with that later.
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Ali ringing up Mamardashvili to welcome him
Alisson reveals he rejected interest from Saudi Arabia this summer and plans to stay at Liverpool for many years to come. Also, he says Liverpool told him of their interest in Giorgi Mamardashvili and believes he would be a good signing.
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genuinely sorry to non-football twitter, but like ten years worth of drama has just dropped in 48 hours and it's broken everyone.
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lovely for Klopps last Anfield FA Cup game to play out like that. special team.
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Neville was just saying how proud Spurs can feel for how they've played this lol.
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nothing like striking while the iron is stone cold and buried in the ground.
#GameofThrones Jon Snow spin-off series in development at HBO. Kit Harington attached to reprise role in franchise's first potential sequel (Exclusive)
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three points, but more importantly, Arsenal fans have something to cry about for the entire week. wonderful result.
Quansah coming on for TAA as Liverpool's sixth sub of the game. .
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Man Utd admit club at risk of PSR breach – and ask fans to help foot bill. ✍️ @TelegraphDucker. #TelegraphFootball.
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I'll believe the Van Dijk news when he's on the pitch, visibly shaken at the realisation he's having to play in front of Mignolet.
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every referee in the land is scrubbing their electronic devices tonight like operation Yewtree is coming round the corner.
Anthony Taylor you are next.
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🚨 Everton + Nottingham Forest expecting to be informed on Monday that they’ve been found in breach of PL profitability & sustainability rules for 3yr cycle to June 2023. Both have prepared mitigation & will launch robust defences @TheAthleticFC #EFC #NFFC
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The BBC has undermined its own credibility in taking Match of the Day presenter Gary Lineker off air, former director general Greg Dyke says. Follow live reaction
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it's stuff like this that is impossible to compete with. we signed a player for about the same and because he didn't work it fucked our midfield for multiple seasons. City spend that on squad fillers that barely see the field and it means nothing if they work out or not.
With Man City wrapping up the title with games to spare, promising English midfielder Kalvin Phillips gets his first Premier League start of the season following his £42m transfer from Leeds last summer.
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they got to adjust the budget slider. move your wage budget down, transfer budget goes up 👍.
Jordan Henderson latest: For all that Al-Ettifaq may be able to pay big wages, there's doubt about whether they can pay a significant transfer fee (which Liverpool want). Al-Ettifaq don't have the back of PIF, so their budget isn't unlimited. Situation isn't cut and dried 🔴.
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Klopp: "Find another club to play this year" .Sakho: "nah" .Klopp: "you won't play" .Sakho: "lol" .*doesn't play*.Sakho: "Y AM I NOT PLAYIN".
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A hat-trick last weekend. A hat-trick this weekend. Erling Haaland 🤖. #WHUMCI | #MCFC . 🎥 @SkySportsPL.
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either it's real and his life is ruined which is funny, or it's one of the most sophisticated AI videos yet produced and a random Liverpool fan had it made because of a half-decade long grudge at a referee, which is somehow even funnier.
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oh yeah he's completely deluded .
[🟢] NEW: Alexander Arnold has clarified his plans now, rather than waiting until after the title parade on May 26 for example, as he does not want to be viewed as a coward who sneaked out the back door. [@_pauljoyce].
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Nothing about this deal makes sense. Selling your best players is bad, selling in January is a disaster for your league and CL chances, selling before a World Cup often means you get less for him, and even for Barca they can't use him in the CL. Mental.
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closest they've got to stopping us all season.
A #ManCity fan appeared to try and block the Liverpool team coach arriving at the Etihad Stadium this evening, standing in the middle of the street as the coach reached the football ground. [via @MirrorFootball]
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