“We heard a noise in the kitchen at 2AM, and as we ran downstairs, our dog had the audacity to rush to his bed and pretend he'd been asleep the whole time”

Destruction in Alaska needs @CNN @NBCNews @CBSNews @ABC as the situation on the aftermath of typhoon Halong, is bad, flooding in many places! So @WCKitchen is there from Nightmute to Anchorage supporting from air and land! #ChefsForAlaska

Just play it cool when you get caught

Why are the answers on tonight's Jeopardy! episode so easy? Or am I all of a sudden extremely intelligent? 🤔 #Jeopardy @Jeopardy

Have you ever wondered how MAGA justify literally anything? Here’s Trump supporters reacting to FAKE audio:

The happiness on her face with a new puppy

Others: What are your hobbies? Me: I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

Hard Hats for Soft Hearts For the last several years, I’ve been on a bit of a philanthropic kick. @RickStevesEur takes more than 30,000 people on guided tours of Europe every year, and with no stockholders in the company (other than me), I make lots of money. I’ve long passed

Please take a minute to sign and share this petition to protect burrowing owls at FAU.🦉🦉 SHAME ON FFWC AND FAU! #FAU #FFWC @FAU_Owls_Nest #BURROWINGOWLS #OWLS @faumenslax https://t.co/jL2EhIM2Nm

Excellent documentary on the housing crisis minorities are experiencing in NYC. @PBS #PBSVoces #SlumlordMillionaire #gentrification @VocesMedia

She immediately started aging backwards

Wow

“When I caught my dog trying to steal the treats. He had the audacity to pretend that he was sleepwalking” https://t.co/N3uAbjxnlo

Before MAGA, here’s how political opponents used to treat each other.

Pizza delivery guy viciously attacked by wild pack of dogs

Pretending to fall asleep with peanut butter toast in my hand 😂😂

Songs are not poems. At least not to Tracy Chapman. She made that distinction early on, in 1982, when she was only 18!! To her, songwriting and poetry serve different purposes. Poetry, she once said, “calls for actual reading and attention.” Songs? You can hear them while

The goodest 16 year old boy.. 😊

From Tarrio to these Temu commandos, this isn’t the first and won’t be the last time the far-right brings the SDE to the streets of Miami. 6/

It's always shut the fuck up Friday