If your problem can't be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I'm out of advice.

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In November, I had the privilege of presenting at the @ASMEdotorg IMECE conference in Memphis, where I introduced the Business Digital Twin as a powerful tool to enhance the manufacturing workforce's engineering and reengineering capabilities. I firmly believe that accelerating

Bruh…hearing my daughter say “whatever tickles your fancy” is so old of her

Can I come over, get in your bed, wear one of your shirts, order food, and pick a movie?

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Perfect date: Laying in the back of a truck with a blanket & some pillows, cuddled up together, looking at the stars with soft country music in the back

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Kids keep talking about 6-7, wait until y’all learn about 9-5

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Bite me Monday 😂

Do you think ghosts watch people have sex? Are they like “oh shit, get it”, “ewww, that’s nasty” or “ohh I wish I had known that trick”.

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Good girl, she know how to make her man happy She a short queen, but she get a lil' scrappy Watch out for this girl, she a lil' nasty, uh She know how to be a straight savage She workout, so, her body, you just gotta have it She all about fitness, baby, we gon' start a habit

Is she?!

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Electrical migraines might just be the worst

Can you please stop asking Santa for the perfect woman...I almost got kidnapped 3 times today.

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Good morning y’all. We made it to Friday and I’m so ready for my nap tomorrow

We fought the jar hard, but we got our pickles 😂

I need a pickle