I need everything 🥹

I wanted to watch “Soul Food” while prepping my dishes for Thanksgiving but to my surprise, it isn’t streaming free anywhere until Dec 1st. Like how, cus that’s a Thanksgiving movie 😩

The Amish market by me done hired armed security for Thanksgiving week. Are people really showing out like that?

Been to three different stores and none had Elbow macaroni in stock. I know it’s Thanksgiving but damn

Defrost them turkeys NOW

This is the third time I’ve missed out on Leon Thomas tickets and he has two shows at the Fillmore this time. Happy for his fandom but damn they be selling out in seconds it seems like 🥹

Got a black woman Instacart shopper and sis was moving thru that store like a tomb raider cus she shopped all 31 of my items within 17 mins and nothing needed to be replaced. And I just know she picked the stuff from the back too

My neighbor blew his leaves into my yard and the wind blew them right back over to his yard 😂

Ain’t no breaks between songs I guess

Went to New Orleans over the weekend and of course I flew back with a bowl of gumbo in my carryon

Came to Giant for a quick few items and I was left speechless when I saw they wanted $12 for a pack of chicken thighs. THIGHS. As in dark meat. Aldi would never act like this.

I just know the Maryland courthouses are tired of seeing the Potomac girls on their docket

I have some leftover crabs from a seafood boil party and I’m trying so hard not to eat them for breakfast right now. I feel 9am might be a more appropriate time

I feel the most awkward when I’m at Costco waiting for them to package a new batch of rotisserie chickens

Yea let me go ahead and renew my registration before I drive into DC. Don’t want to risk getting knocked over the head for having almost expired tags

Maybe I saw a different movie than everybody else cus it was just ok

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This looks 10 times better than the electric Breville juicer I have

Landed at LAX at 2am and while I was walking to the designated ride share location a man tapped me and told me he has a taxi to which I declined then he was like come onnnnn, I can take you anywhere. Sir, I’m not in the mood to end up somewhere not even Halle Berry could find me

“And Just Like That” had Jennifer Lewis as a guest star and it was easily one of the best episodes of this boring series