Hey @maccas, my 5 year old just played this game and remembered the sweet and sour sauce every single time. Do you need him to train your drive thru staff?

Given Brisbane have 1 hand on the cup now, could @AFL journos next year stop referring to Round 9 or thereabouts games as elimination finals from now on?

Nine out here playing pretty fast loose and with the definition of "star". Uncredited background cameo in the least popular movie in the franchise = star.

5 minutes to go. 2 goals to win. And this is what our senior players deliver. Laird goes to ground with a feather touch and plays dead. Smith bricks it and refuses to take possession and force a ball up or pass to Soli. Embarrassing. #AdelaideCrows #AFLCrowsTigers

Brutal this from Spotify Wrapped 🎧🥲 #weflyasone #SpotifyWrapped

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#wouldyourather Get a root canal, wait in line at the department of motor vehicles, or attempt to buy tickets on @Ticketek_AU at the time they go on sale?

@outlaws_game Game otherwise is a lot of fun. I love it. Would also be great though, as a customisation geek, if we could save multiple presets of paint schemes so that we can easily switch between them.

#Spotify users: "Give us better qol features. Playlist bookmarking/resuming, better queuing, better variety in Daily Mixes, ability to select multiple songs to add to a playlist..." @Spotify: Let's make a playlist based on what clothes you're wearing lol.

I would pay more for movies that run under 2 fucking hours.

Was there ever any doubt that this is how the Adelaide vs Daisy umpiring would go? @afl @aflwomens @7AFL #aflw

Hey @Spotify, @Adele told me that she thinks you should be able to see song lengths on mobile albums/playlists. Could you go ahead and fix that up for her tomorrow? Cheers.

A complete list of people surprised that @tommorris32 turned out to be a misogynistic private school dickhead with an ego complex:

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#Wordle #Streak Raise the bat. 50 not out.

Actual footage of @sam_mcclure discussing his @MelbPressClub award.

Rams 17-10 #SuperBowl #Bengals #49ers #SuperBowlLVI #NFL #NFLPlayoffs

Riding that #Wordle streak