Ah well, at least the impending heat death of the universe will release us all from this pain and suffering we endure. Sweet, sweet nothingness. Lovely. #SaintsFC

Johannes Spors, you have my trust. #SaintsFC

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Praying for an Alfie House “Southampton have put in for TWO extension requests” to hit my notifications at 7pm. #SaintsFC.

Isack Hadjar when he races at tracks he doesn’t like. #F1 #DutchGP

RT @F1: ISACK HADJAR FINISHES P3 🤩👏. What a drive from the rookie! . #F1 #DutchGP

RT @PlaugeRingo: @GoomBoom08

If Flynn Downes can’t microwave a packet of Uncle Bens without contracting the Bubonic Plague then Caspar Jander might be our most important signing in the last few years, we desperately needed someone alongside Charles today. #SaintsFC.

Matsuki on, instantly creates the break for that free kick. #SaintsFC.

William Stilliam please make a substitution. #SaintsFC.

Yep. #SaintsFC.

THB off for Matsuki and go to a proper 4 back. Stephens and Wood seem to be the only confident CB’s we have right now. Being pulled apart down THB’s side far too easily. #SaintsFC.

Archer, Azaz and Robinson just get each other instantly. Seriously slick. #SaintsFC.

Archer looks incredibly confident the last couple of games. #SaintsFC.

If I had a quid for every time Flynn Downes has been replaced in the lineup due to illness against Watford I’d have 2 quid. It’s not a lot, but strange that it’s happened twice. #SaintsFC.

Friendly reminder that Jamie Vardy is still a free agent. #SaintsFC.

RT @LocalBateman:

If more than half of your leaving message is you apologising to the fans about leaving, it says a lot more about how you left than the legacy you created while you were here. #SaintsFC.

Ikone, Scienza and Azaz in a 4-2-3-1. Yes please. #SaintsFC

Mateus Odemwingie can fuck off tbf. #SaintsFC.

Pretty much every German in the comments saying that’s a huge steal. Knowing how brutally honest they can actually be, this is very promising. #SaintsFC.

Azaz is probably about as top level of a championship player you can sign. Brownhill to compliment him alongside Charles and we’re motoring. #SaintsFC.