@_RustyRooster
Magdalena
2 months
📣 American video games companies 📣 Bethesda: “It just works” EA: Literally the worst and most hated company in America Blizzard: “Do you guys not have phones?” Microsoft: Everything it touches turns into sh!t 📣 European video games companies 📣 Jagex: Single handedly…
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@ahmadaccino
ahmadaccino
2 months
@_RustyRooster From software: are literally worshipped by the public (for good reason)
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@_RustyRooster
Magdalena
2 months
@ahmadaccino Europe looks wide on the map
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@RealMikeWeed
Mike Weed
2 months
@_RustyRooster What about Bioware? They make my all-time favorite triology: Mass Effect
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@_RustyRooster
Magdalena
2 months
@RealMikeWeed There are dozens more but I couldn’t find a pun 😐
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@equacc
eigenduck
2 months
@_RustyRooster >not mentioning French ubisoft, woke corporate abomination I see what you did there
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@_RustyRooster
Magdalena
2 months
@equacc I didn’t mention it on purpose 👉🏻👈🏻
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@chel_mour
mourad
2 months
@_RustyRooster Ubisoft the first to publish a quadruple A game "skull and bones"
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@_RustyRooster
Magdalena
2 months
@chel_mour To Europe’s defense, Ubisoft has more to do with Canada now 👉🏻👈🏻
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@AntonFrattaroli
Anton Frattaroli
2 months
@_RustyRooster Bethesda: "An RPG is just an FPS with lore, right?"
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@_RustyRooster
Magdalena
2 months
@AntonFrattaroli An RPG is an FPS with two dialogue lines that lead to the same result and has no impact on the storyline, right? Get other storylines for 150€ on the Atomic Shop
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@Mlondy2077
Mlondy
2 months
@_RustyRooster Rockstar games?
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@_RustyRooster
Magdalena
2 months
@Mlondy2077 It’s on standby until the release of GTA 6 because I have a very bad feeling
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@ziademarcus
Marcus
2 months
@_RustyRooster Bethesda: "It just works after heroes mod it for free, and then we fk them anyway" - Todd Howard
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@_RustyRooster
Magdalena
2 months
@ziademarcus Their next brilliant move: release the Creation Engine as TES 6 so the moders make the game themselves
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@almac_io
Al Mac
2 months
@_RustyRooster Don't forget about the Japanese.
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@_RustyRooster
Magdalena
2 months
@almac_io I said « European » 🙃
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@NanEmAll
NanEmAll
2 months
@_RustyRooster Correction on this Microsoft: Everything it touches turns into sh!t Real version is Google : Everything it touches, and copy, turns into sh!t
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@_RustyRooster
Magdalena
2 months
@NanEmAll 1. It doesn’t invalidate the fact that everything MS touches turns into sh!t 2. Google doesn’t produce games, it sells games on a sh!tty cloud gaming platform at most but doesn’t make games itself
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@SergioMartinCru
Darren Salvis
2 months
@_RustyRooster you forgot one very important Euro vid game company
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@_RustyRooster
Magdalena
2 months
@SergioMartinCru There a many more great video game companies but I wanted to make a funny post, not an exhaustive one :’) I purposefully avoided Ubisoft though
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