“What do you want to do in life? - I want to be a Twitch streamer” *loosely put my hand on his shoulder, give a condescending look with a slight smile, say nothing and leave*

@_RustyRooster “At least my frontal lobe is fully developed,”

@enjojoyy At that point I’m not even sure mine is fully developed either

@_RustyRooster Maybe you don't have to answer with words

@siggah_star Couldn’t agree more

@_RustyRooster “You will be one day, soon”

@zmzlois “We will all be dead soon”

@_RustyRooster You're not old. I've been working in tech longer than you've been alive! 😁

@RealMikeWeed How was life under the Victorian era?

@_RustyRooster at least I can have dessert for dinner. AND then more for dessert

@malware_yml And I don’t have to beg to my mom to have more 💁🏻‍♀️ Damn it that’s what I should have said 🤦🏻‍♀️

@_RustyRooster "You are too young to know". 👈

@o_stefanishyna “I knew Gandalf when he way young”

@_RustyRooster The mind is the first to go. 😉

@_RustyRooster i am being called by 7yos for a decade now a "sir".

@_RustyRooster Im getting caleld old by my students who i teach volleyball. They are around 20. Im 27. Feels bad. I usually dont care but if people keep repeating it, it starts bothering me

@_RustyRooster I'm 55 and I don't care. 😁

@_RustyRooster Same here I'm 25 also 😂

@_RustyRooster "I'm not just old, I'm ancient! I know secret wizard's stuff"

@_RustyRooster Proof that time is relative 🤯