I love a date. Idc if it’s brunch, lunch, dinner, concerts, target, museums, ice cream, nail salon, makeup dates, shopping… just come on!

I’m at the age where EVERYTHING goes on my calendar. Work meetings, nail appointments, friend hangouts, crying, happy hour, hair appointments, etc. if it’s not on my calendar it’s not happening.

Yep a book and a motherfucker

“Unhand me” has to be the best way to tell someone to get off of u

At any given time, in any situation I can pull up this app and cackle, laugh, and smile at ppl endlessly & that’s exactly why I’ve never deleted it

and strippers be thinking you coming for them.. ho plz

The fight between keeping my life private & being a content creator is crazy 🫣😂

One of the biggest indications of someone’s character his how they treat you when they’re upset with you. Love this.

A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big

having no notifications on for social media >>>

seeing kids excited to see you is like the best feeling ever

there’s only 3 types of people who are never wrong: – Women – Oldest daughters – Firstborn granddaughters

Mind you … I don’t even pop it fr.

Me getting ready to go to sleep after napping all day 🤣🤣

Ion wanna do nothing but get in shape, get closer to God, make some money & love who love on me. that’s it, that’s all

a customer couldn't decide between two desserts and her boyfriend said "just get both, it's your day" and I was like "omg is it your birthday??" and she said "no, he says that every day"

A bill paid & Spa day.

Unfortunately, diet, exercise, and waking up at the crack of dawn DOES dramatically improve the quality of your life.