He saw the vision…

that’s me in the corner that’s me at the bus stop eating my croquetas

we all have a common enemy... wasians

i tried to just text my boyfriend my thoughts instead of tweeting them but then he tweeted what i sent

I think Im dating one of our generation’s greatest thinkers

I thought the weather in Houston was really nice. Sorry I’m adapted to climate change and you’re not!!

What if god heard me say that I really enjoy catholicism but just as a lore and that’s why I’m trapped in atlanta

Quincy and I are listening to sandstorm and drinking IPAs

Ordered a dress in my size and when I finally tried it on, it was a bit small. Checked the brand’s size chart and that size’s waist is literally 3-4 inches smaller than normal. I am going insane!!!!😃

Been studying super hard for the Turing test, hope I pass!!🤞🏼

Trying to see how the trump arraignment will impact my commute to barre class

Ok so either I was on this train, or the exact same thing happened last Thursday on the yellow line

In case anyone was curious she was impressed

I panicked and mentioned my Lori lightfoot edit to a job recruiter

I’m literally brainstorming a LinkedIn post do you understand how sick this is??

Like every dude’s a feminist until it’s time to do some admin work😪

It’s so fascinating how far some of you men can get in life without ever having to take meeting minutes

End of Barbie

My boyfriend bought tickets to see Barbie twice today. I think he’s a coward for not making it three times.

Now how am I supposed to tell my cat that he’s getting a root canal tomorrow?