Watch @_MTAnderson read the first chapter of his #middlegrade novel, ELF DOG AND OWL HEAD🐕🦉, for our new #FirstChapterFriday series on Instagram:

TFW you make it all the way to a distant alien galaxy and realize you’ve forgotten the rain ponchos.

Hypoglycemic at a Vegan wedding.

Happy #InternationalDogDay🐶! If your students love dogs, then they'll want to read National Book Award winner @_MTAnderson's illustrated #middlegradebook, ELF DOG AND OWL HEAD: https://t.co/K7k2vtzf39

My first kouign amman. Bye-bye, Miss Armorican Pie.

Great time this week at the NYC screenings of @landscapemovie !!!

Recently, @_MTAnderson attended a film screening for an adaptation of his novel; @writerkmc’s farewell book tour took place; #CindyEagan made a fitting visit to a café + more events in this week’s In Brief https://t.co/eMCES48Dyv

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Thank you so much @FuseEight for letting me talk about the joys and sorrows of love for an animal! The joys of connection with other creatures are real and so are the griefs. We need to stop feeling embarrassed about that. It’s a phenomenon older than language.

I think I finally found my kink. #LGBTSPQR

To be fair at this point Uno is a tactical card game set in a dying world.

Finally. French food I actually enjoyed.

Epic level shade. I’m so here for it. Brilliant.

Is it my imagination or did this bougainvillea get larger and more menacing since daylight faded?

This cup is a big FU to the left-handeds.

THE WORLD. French people are the most fashionable people. FRANCE: We are. Here’s a jean cargo sister-wife skirt.

Don’t miss the latest episode of #DIYMFA Radio! @AuthorGabriela and @_MTAnderson, author of Elf Dog and Owl Head, talk about creating rules for the magic in your novel, why these limits are important, and so much more. Click here to listen: https://t.co/BX0a85enXf

Considering the bullshit you blurt out on Twitter?

Finally, someone is asking the right questions. (Muskogee Times Democrat 1909, via @_newspapers)