I like B1G Ducks and i cannot lie
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Husband and father of 3. Ducks fanatic. HR Nerd. Professional sarcasm dispenser.
Oregon, USA
Joined November 2016
Don’t cry because it over. Smile because Washington will be the only program to ever go 0-12 in the Pac12.
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I miss ONE home game in YEARS and this happens. I’m sorry Ducks. I’ll try to do better. Also, I’m not sure who is celebrating harder in my mentions. Whoosiers or Fuskies… it’s neck and neck. We will be back. Good win today, whatever a Whoosier is. Good win.
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You can’t fool us. I know an Alejandro Maldonado kick when I see one.
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Beavs with a little superstition. Changing their logo back to the last time they won a game.
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If Rivas delivers here... I tattoo his full name on my ass
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The last time Oregon beat a Top 5 team was 14 days ago. The last time Indiana beat a Top 5 team was 1967. We may be in the same conference, but Indiana is not in our league.
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Here come the lawsuits. Small claims court in LA is gonna be busy.
Breaking: Lakers star LeBron James will be sidelined for at least 3 to 4 weeks due to sciatica on his right side. He is out for the start of the 2025-26 NBA season. Get breaking news alerts from Shams Charania through the ESPN app: https://t.co/QEjDpr2WVy
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Missed opportunity. Should have been @BigEllieLiberty
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He’s just trying to stay long enough to secure his girlfriend’s free tuition.
NEW: North Carolina's Bill Belichick and AD Bubba Cunningham have released statements. Belichick: "I'm fully committed to UNC Football and the program we're building here." Cunningham: "Coach Belichick has the full support of the Department of Athletics and University."
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Because no one can remember your name?
Oregon is about to find out why literally everyone in the country calls us “That team from the Heartland”
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Things I’ve learned this week: No one knows what a Hoosier is. Indian fans are obsessed with cartoon rubber mallets. The Bison Mascot rejoined the team just 39 days ago. The Bison was previously retired for 55 years because no one cared. The Hoosiers have 0% chance of winning.
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Oh look, a friendly HBD note from Big Game James. I’m sure the comments are pleasant…
Want 2 take time 2 wish a member of OUR FAMILY Happy B-Day, @DannKabalaPSU, hope u have a great day & a better year! #PSUnrivaled #107kStrong #WeAreFamily
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Bengals reached out to the Browns for a backup QB and were like, “Nah, not him. Give us the retired guy”.
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The hammer
Me and all my IU burner friends teaching the Oregon fan base about Carlos Hoosier and our hammer lore
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ni | ce
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every year the tooelve's send some new shoes out to kids who might not have the best christmas. if you know someone who could use a new pair of nikes let me know. there's no charge for the shoes or the shipping. the 'from' on the gift tag will be you, not me. 3-4 pair is the goal
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Devastating story coming out of Bloomington Indiana. Ts & Ps to all have been affected by this terrible fire.
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Interim Assistant Coach Jordon Hudson is gonna break the internet.
SOURCE: North Carolina assistant coach suspended in relation to extra benefits allegations:
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Imagine being the guy who bought and returned Snoopy. Like, I bet you feel pretty dumb now, don’t you buddy?
Snoopy was adopted by Charlie Brown on October 10, 1950, from the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm, after Snoopy had been bought by someone else but was returned.
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