JennyX
@_JennyXGen
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*That was a joke not a felony.
Santa's Workshop
Joined March 2016
Rocking the elf spirit on now and annoying everyone as much as possible with it I declare by Mandate (since no one else is fucking doing it) we get the whole week off! Today is our Friday Cha cha cha
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Sitting on his front porch taking on the view Idk I just fill the thing up and put pose instruction stickies on it
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If you're in a wheelchair don't go on roller coasters Pro Tip Can't believe this has to be said
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This account is a provider of correct Internet information, making the sacrifices to counter the Fucking Fake-Dayers 🏴☠️
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This app (application) is full of mentally ill, delusional people that don't know what day and just spiral their mental illness on weak minds that don't know what day it is either
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The neighbor is shooting Going over for a shootout to be neighborly
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They did the SCIF brainfuck thing to Bongino and he can't handle it and doesn't have the balls to stand up to it
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I have a 100 pound doberman with staples up side, because 2 year olds, that's beating the fuck out of me with his cone of shame. Theres not enough room in the world for attached to the hip wearing a cone of shame.
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Not a fan of being "in charge" I just want to eat Fruit Loops and watch cartoons
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The Pine Warbler, Wobbly, just lives in the feeder now. I mean. Efficient
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What is happening Ok here's the plan We meet up Nov 2nd at midnight and divvy up the out of state libtard refugees and you know what's. Everyone gets 3 because 3 should fit in the trunk, drive them out Alligator Alley, dump them, hightail it back in and go vote.
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My grandpa and uncle were truck drivers and the cuss jar didn't work It's not my fault
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Please don't cry one tear for me I'm not afraid of what I have to say. This is my one and only voice so listen close, it's only for today. I forgot what I was going to say
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Sunday Egg Flippers of America, warm up those flipping wrists Forward back forward back spin spin spin
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Does the Weather guy qualifications ad say Must be fluent in: Gay Weather stuff But especially Gay
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