Jenny Hollander
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Digital director @marieclaire . Once described by Slate as a 'dejected J-school graduate.' Dyspraxic. Wrote EVERYONE WHO CAN FORGIVE ME IS DEAD.
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This is by far the most personal thing I've ever written, but it's also the piece of work I'm most proud of. I wrote about a motor disorder that I was diagnosed with when I was nine, and why most people in America don't know about it.
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In the Union Square subway tunnel, people are leaving Post-it messages on the wall tonight.
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I held out 'til now because of The Parent Trap, but: Lindsay Lohan, you are cancelled.
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I’m on a transatlantic cruise from New York to England (long story) and my favorite part is that they have a TV channel that shows you where you are in relation to where the Titanic sank
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Hi, Twitter! Exciting news: We're looking for a new
@marieclaire
digital fellow to start at the beginning of January. It's a six-month placement, M-F, lots of writing involved, can be remote, and of course it's paid. Please send me clips and questions: jenny.hollander
@hearst
.com.
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God. Alex Jones used a Sandy Hook parent's story of holding his dead son as "proof" that the massacre was a hoax. Now, three parents are suing.
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There's a guy who's going to dress up as the Grim Reaper and roam the Florida beaches that are re-opening.
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At
@marieclaire
, we're looking for feature pitches for our upcoming Money Issue! Scams, stocks, spending habits—if it's a unique story idea with an intriguing hook, send it our way: jenny.hollander
@futurenet
.com
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Some news from me: After five thrilling years at
@bustle
, I’m joining
@marieclaire
dot com as deputy editor Monday. I have loved my time at Bustle, but I *cannot wait* for this next chapter to begin. ✨
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Hi, Twitter! Last time we hired a
@marieclaire
fellow, I put a call out on Twitter, and we found the *incredible*
@lochnessmanda
. It worked so well last time, let's try again: We're hiring an in-office fellow, 6-month placement, M-F, paid, starts Feb. jenny.hollander
@hearst
.com.
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Hi, Twitter! A job description is coming shortly, but in the meantime, some news: We're looking for a morning news editor to man our early AM coverage three days a week for
@marieclaire
dot com! Bonus: You can work remotely. Email me: jenny.hollander
@hearst
.com.
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I can read no headline about Jared Kushner without thinking about how much Kushner looks like the haunted doll in 2016's very bad horror 'The Boy.'
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Guys. It’s Friday! Here’s a photo of my dog, a very good boy I have forced to wear plaid since the moment summer ended.
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My puppy got bit by another dog and had to get stitches this week, which is how I discovered that pet ERs are *much* more well-run than human ERs, and also how I found myself hysterical in Jackson Heights on a Wednesday morning, anyway here's a photo of him in his Recovery Cone™
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I’ve been trying for a while to find the words for how much this means to me, but I can’t. My first novel, EVERYONE WHO CAN FORGIVE ME IS DEAD, will be published in winter 2024 with
@MinotaurBooks
. !!!!!
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I’m still thinking about the guy on my flight today who gave me his blanket because I was cold, helped me figure out how to order my in-flight meal, and then, when I told him he was great, replied, “Yeah, I’ve always gotten along well with older people”
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"I am considering starting a petition to make sure Paddington 2 is represented in every single category at the Academy Awards. Including Sound Mixing."
@lochnessmanda
on the most, I repeat, the most important
#GoldenGlobes
snub:
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At
@marieclaire
, we're hiring for a handful of exciting new roles!
▪️ Associate Social Media Editor:
▪️ Associate Fashion Editor:
▪️ Senior News Editor:
▪️ Fashion Editor:
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Honestly, the least believable aspect of 'Sex and the City' was that four women could sit in a New York bar and be able to hear each other speak.
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the only March 2020 discourse I will be engaging in is whether NYC will bring back those to-go cocktails that cost $20 but tasted like everything would one day be OK again
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She’s out today and she’s everything to me. Everyone Who Can Forgive Me Is Dead is c̶o̶m̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶o̶o̶k̶s̶t̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶n̶e̶a̶r̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ out today. 🥂🥂
(I verified! Here I am finding it in a Barnes and Noble for the first time!)
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Hi, Twitter! A job description is coming shortly, but in the meantime, some news: We're looking for a new digital fellow at
@marieclaire
dot com! You'll get a ton of clips, great experience, and of course it's paid. Email me: jenny.hollander
@hearst
.com.
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THIS DOG IS THE SPITTING IMAGE OF MY DOG BUT HE WAS BORN WITH INSIDE OUT PAWS. THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
This is Milo. He was born with pupside down paws. Last month he had extensive surgery to fix them, but today he is home and happy and learning how to walk for the first time. 14/10 you’re doing amazing, Milo
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I have seen Grace's death be attributed to: the fact she was backpacking, the fact she was drinking, the fact she was on Tinder, what she liked to do during sex, her being "naïve" (she was 21!), and more. As though her own murder is, somehow, her fault.
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is this the purest thing on this green earth?? maybe??
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It’s my first day at
@marieclaire
dot com! Send tips and memes: jenny.hollander
@hearst
.com.
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The NYT calls Ivanka "a woman of extraordinary privilege who has learned that feminism makes for potent branding."
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Exciting news: We're looking for a freelance Weekend Editor at
@marieclaire
! If you're pop culture-obsessed, social media-savvy, and have 3+ years experience in fast-paced writing, we'd love to hear from you. Email me with your resumé: jenny.hollander
@futurenet
.com.
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Hello, Twitter! Please meet my new son, Captain Hollander. (We really did name him that. We have too much power.)
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I ordered a sweater for my boyfriend of our dog wearing a sweater ... but I forgot to specify that the sweaters should be different colors ... anyway now he owns a sweater with our dog’s disembodied head on it
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Twitter! Hi! Big news: We're hiring for two positions at
@marieclaire
dot com.
The first: We're looking for our next Digital Fellow. This is an in-office placement, Monday through to Friday, six months long. (Of course, it's paid.) Lots of writing, but also a bit of everything.
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👇
@twitter
announces that this was the most-retweeted tweet in the United States in 2016.
"To all the little girls watching...never doubt that you are valuable and powerful & deserving of every chance & opportunity in the world."
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One more callout, this one freelance: We’re looking for an experienced celebrity news writer to help us out over the holiday season, particularly in the period between Christmas and the new year. Email me: jenny.hollander
@futurenet
.com
At
@marieclaire
, we're hiring for a handful of exciting new roles!
▪️ Associate Social Media Editor:
▪️ Associate Fashion Editor:
▪️ Senior News Editor:
▪️ Fashion Editor:
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One thing that is indisputable is that an Oxford comma is needed here or or or it becomes a pretty disturbing pitch
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My dog, a New Yorker-turned-Londoner, has learned quickly that the big red buses are a warmer, calmer way to Get Where We Need To Go and now cries to get aboard every one
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SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR JUST POSTED ABOUT READING MY BOOK ON VACATION I CAN DIE HAPPY
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Hi, Twitter!
@marieclaire
is looking for an experienced freelance celebrity news writer to help us out with coverage over the holiday period and into the new year. Shoot me a note if you’re interested: jenny.hollander
@futurenet
.com.
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I’m here to interrupt your Monday news panic with these before & after shots of my foster puppy, who was all dirty and sad and abandoned when we picked him up in June and is now happy, healthy, and so loving I’m covered in dog hair every single day. (And yeah, we’re keeping him.)
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“People don’t want to believe that wealthy, entitled, white men who are judges, who are coaches of their daughters’ basketball teams, would so something like this. And they do."
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Big news: Applications for the 2021 Kim Wall Memorial Fund grants are now open. If you're a woman reporter with 3+ years of experience who wants to be out in the world, brushing up against life, as Kim was — apply.
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I’m really sorry but I will never be over how my dog sets up camp when I start running a bath so that he can guard me while I’m in it.
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Heroism in the age of Trump means not just putting yourself out there — more than you ever have — but also persisting when things don't go the way you planned. I got to work with the incomparable
@Spacekatgal
on this one:
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Today is my birthday, and while I am grateful for a lot of things, none more so than getting to bring this guy home today from the doggy ICU, where’s he’s been for four days (four! long! days!).
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Exciting news: We're hiring for a ton of roles at
@marieclaire
!
Beauty Editor:
Ecommerce Writer:
Social Media Manager:
Art Director:
Beauty Director:
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my dog when I told him how many white women voted for Ted Cruz
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🏀🥎⚽️ For an upcoming
@marieclaire
issue about female and nonbinary athletes, we’re looking for pitches that tackle (pun intended) the intersection of money and sports. Something in mind? Hop into my inbox: jenny.hollander
@futurenet
.com 🏀🥎⚽️
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The death of my friend Kim Wall made international headlines, but the way she died was nothing more than a footnote in the great story of her life. I wrote this for
@marieclaire
:
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Today is awful. Here is a video of the first time my puppy tried to walk in snow boots.
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Respectfully: No. Women's media is stuffed with the hardest-working journalists I've ever met, fighting like hell every day to produce work that is sharp, sincere, empowering. There is no "scam."
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I just jogged past a mom with her one-year-old on a leash and her chihuahua in a stroller and, honestly, that’s the family life I aspire to
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Please, please: if your email to me includes the phrase "Might sound sexist," don't hit Send
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nothing is weird like NYC rush hour on Halloween is weird
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OK, Justin Trudeau is just twisting the knife now.
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My favorite breed of New Yorker is the New Yorker who nonchalantly brings eight-foot furniture on the subway because they’ll be damned if they’re paying a delivery fee when they live six miles away, goddamnit.
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Our most treasured family tradition on Christmas is reminiscing about the man I dated who helped us decorate the tree and then, out of nowhere, began eating the cookie dinosaur ornament I’d made in 1994
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Former president
@billclinton
holding on tight to his son-in-law as
@ChelseaClinton
speaks. Adorable.
#DemsInPhilly
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This entire piece is full of nuggets like this one:
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✨Exciting news: We're on the hunt for a senior news & culture editor — a dynamic, fast-paced, incredibly fun position — at
@marieclaire
dot com. Also, I kind of can't wait to meet this person. ✨
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@WritersofColor
We’ll be hiring a new full-time fellow for a paid six-month placement at
@marieclaire
in February! So we’ll start hiring properly later this month. Email me: jenny.hollander
@hearst
.com.
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honestly, my favorite part of today was tweeting about Girl With No Job and getting reported to immigration (hi guys!!! me again)
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🚨 We're hiring an editorial fellow for
@marieclaire
! 🚨 I've loved our fellowship program (miss you,
@bmprodriguez
,
@ineyekomo
, and
@lochnessmanda
!), and I'm so excited for this.
More details ⬇️
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Why didn’t they teach me in journalism school what to Really Expect, like how one day a PR person would send me a framed close-up of my own eyeball?
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At 23, I found myself chatting away to a stranger, glass of wine in hand, about my post-grad rejections. These rejections became the lede of a feature in The New Yorker. It was hilarious. It was horrifying. There is no need for me to do
#ShareYourRejections
because, well.
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🚨 all of my favorite people to stalk on Instagram are the kids of Pamela Gellar and I had *absolutely* no idea 🚨
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outrageously proud of my dog, a Londoner for all of eight days, minding the gap like he’s been doing it all his life
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EVERYONE WHO CAN FORGIVE ME IS DEAD is a USA Today bestseller. I am……speechless????!!’
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So, here we are. It's going to be one hell of a weekend. Send me your pitches for
@marieclaire
about Kavanaugh, Susan Collins, and this whole goddamn mess. jenny.hollander
@hearst
.com.
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impulsively rescued a far too big, far too loud dog this year and it was the best thing I did in 2019, also maybe ever?
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It’s been a month since I lost my boy. This little GIF of us kissing each other in the cold made me giggle out loud today; I hope it makes you smile, too.
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@svershbow
After my rescue dog passed away, we looked and looked for another dog to adopt. Everyone said I was passing on the “good” dogs, that I needed to just pick one. The dogs we met were wonderful, but they weren’t my dog. I knew when I found my dog. You will, too. Here’s mine ❤️
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What’s the moment you realized you were a grown-up? Mine was just now when I realized they’d describe me as an “older woman” if I went on The Bachelor!
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Happy Father’s Day to the man who has always believed in me. Mostly.
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@TessaJeanMiller
@darth
This is my boy Skipper. Skipper died suddenly aged one in the spring. He’s a ball of energy, a huge extrovert. He likes to protect new dogs in the dog park, so he’ll be looking forward to protecting his new bud.
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A real thing that just happened: my dog growled at a somber-looking guy walking down the street, I said, “I’m sorry, he’s not always friendly” and the guy replied, “No, it’s nice to finally be acknowledged”
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Sappy dog post ahead: It’s been three months since we adopted Captain (left, the day we fell in love with him; right, this week). He’s like a different dog. It’s mind-boggling what a little love can do.
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Today I analyzed "Bigfoot Erotica" against "Bigfoot Porn" in Google Trends. At work. With my other hand deep in a bag of Goldfish crackers. Life is good. AMA.
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when you’re bred for hunting raccoons but you live in Brooklyn so you spend your Saturdays wearing onesies in Ubers on the way to outdoor bars instead
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my career goals, you ask? to make every meeting a tea party. I have brought my teapot to ~250 meetings and convinced somebody (anybody) to join me ~2 times. perhaps this one won't go on LinkedIn.
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It’s been two weeks since I lost my goofball. It doesn’t get easier. But I know how lucky I was.
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Look, everything sucks, but adopting a dog has been one of the greatest sources of joy in my life (I know, I know, you've heard me say it a million times now). So here's an idea. By
@hella_drella
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Here’s something wholesome for your Friday: We adopted this little guy a month ago, after the sudden death of our last dog. He was skinny and afraid, and we weren’t doing great. Now he’s eight pounds heavier, brash and cuddly, and this dumbass just makes us laugh all the time.
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Signed some life insurance documents today. Texted my parents to joke about how much they’d get. Dad texts back immediately: “Is that for each of us? Or would we have to split it?”
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I’m terrified of flying. But I live far from my family, so I do it a lot. When the plane starts shaking, I almost always panic-ask the person next to me if I can please hold their hand. I don’t know why, maybe the human connection? Nobody has ever said no. They just take my hand.
Please share your stories of the time strangers were good to you. Mine was the cab driver who just calmly handed me an entire box of Kleenex as I wept in the back of a late night cab after saying goodbye to a friend.
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I just walked past a familiar-looking woman I could not place and just stared at her until she called out, “Bustle, internship, many years ago” and I truly appreciate the hours of pondering she has saved me
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Feeling very spoiled, very full, and a little drunk on this day, my 30th birthday.
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never, ever shall I tire of the bulletins in my in-laws’ north Alabama newspaper
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