I’m tired of airplanes, when are they gonna invent teleportation?

We plenty Make I change this hot plate wey dey my hand… I’m so tired

Are the kids not her own too ? Am I missing something 👀

Does Tinubu thinks we’re fools ? Did he use jazz on us ? 😭

Never trust the loyalty or wisdom of anyone who has not been tested by money and power It takes tremendous willpower to walk away when these are dangled as a bargaining chip.

Only your government No light No security Massive fuel increment Food prices fluctuating like fluorescent Citizens Kp@!n in large numbers every single day Not a single basic social amenity💔💔 What exactly has this government done exactly asides sharing rice ? I just Dey

make my babe greet me first if I no snub am make I die!!

Just as I was heading out now, I saw a goat, trying to give birth. She was groaning with baby stuck😩 I couldn’t ignore her pain, i had to drop my bag & help her. She looked so relieved as if she was trying to say thank you, but I still feel there might be one more baby left.

New items have arrived 😌🔥

Hope racists sleep with their eyes open… cus the moment you blink it’s Black 💀

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I had to use touch light 😂

Check please 🎤

Netflix will let you finish the name of the movie you’re searching for and then tell you they don't have it

Women with piercings are whores,but when police arrest guys with dreads and tattoos then accuse them of being yahoo boys,then it’s stereotyping yh? Funny lots 😂

I only reply to DMs because if I don’t, those same men turn into bitter loudmouths under my tweets, throwing insults for no reason.

Uba abeg na, I’ve not been able to make transaction since yesterday 🤧 @TonyOElumelu seems y’all want me to fast today

Horny men go don full her dms She won 🥇😂

if you get money call me make we gist.

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