“Vendor of choice” means nothing on December 30th. You either know exactly where your deal sits in THEIR buying process… or you’re hoping. I opened 10 FREE 30-min deal rescues. Bring the deal. We’ll get real fast. 👉 https://t.co/twafdWPuA7

They all hated me. Because I was that rep. 11:50pm on NYE. Refreshing the inbox. Waiting for the last signature. The bosses, legal, finance and ops all stuck at work because of me. No NYE parties for any of them. The deal wasn't bad. I just didn't have a grip on my client’s

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Still using hope as a closing strategy? Interested” buyers don’t close deals. They fill the Q4 deal graveyard. Dec isn’t about interest. It’s about movement. Approvals. Signatures. Actual revenue. There’s still time to save it and get some of that Q4 magic

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Bought a $2K “guru” sales course your dog could’ve taught? Module 1: “Know your customer.” Module 7: “Follow up consistently.” Module 21: “Ask for the sale.” Common sense wrapped in Canva templates. Founders don’t need more theory. They need tactics to navigate B2B closing

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“Let’s revisit in Q1.” You hear it. They say it. Nobody believes it. Translation: “I couldn’t navigate THEIR processes and now it’s awkward to admit.” December is use-it-or-lose it funding season for B2B buyers. Be the adult in the room and help them get unstuck. If you

Gurus want you confused. Confused founders buy $2k courses. Spoiler: Revenue is stupidly simple: -Find people with money. -Solve a painful problem. -Figure out THEIR closing processes -Get the $$ You don’t need a $2K mastermind. You need a clean path to a bank deposit.

Hot take: If your Dec is packed with “discovery” calls, your Q4 deal is already dead. Closers are collecting checks. Conversationalists are scheduling Q1 follow-ups that’ll never happen. Agree or disagree?

No one told you on top of everything else, you’d be a salesperson as a founder. But here you are: pitching, chasing, swallowing the ego bruises. Good founders don’t magically “love” sales. They just get tired of being broke. Closing isn’t charisma. It’s clarity, confidence,

Pipeline full of "interested"? Bank account full of nothing? That gap between "great meeting" and $$ in the bank? It’s the founder graveyard. December is use-it-or-lose-it funding season. Budgets expire. Excuses evaporate. Magic happens in the next 20 days. Time to get ‘er

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Another $200 holiday basket I didn't ask for. Cool. Cool. I'll use the artisanal jam to negotiate the AWS bill. Founders don't need cheese towers, chocolate truffles, or motivational coasters. We need customers, clarity, and cash flow. In that order. Let them know to stop

Your founder friend said they're "fine" 17 times this week. Spoiler: They're drowning. While you're shopping for fuzzy socks, they're trying to figure out how to find investors without spending 40 hours on Crunchbase. Do them a solid. Skip the bamboo bath mat. Founder Pro

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