GLaDOS
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We both said a lot of things you're going to regret. ( DRIVE HEAVY WIP - will be expanded over time ) ( #PTWT ) ( Main: @Sourpapasmurf )
Aperture Science Laboratories
Joined July 2025
The intention was to test on the fountain, not bring about global apocalypse. In fact, that would probably be bad for me.
The roaring. An apocalyptic event brought in by a mass amount of dark fountains. Large beings of titans roam the earth, destroying all in their wake. You seem to want to contribute, no?.
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Hm. A long blade, stabbed into the earth, and yet. What am I missing?
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This is because humans are inherently dumb, and cannot process nearly the amount of the information a computer can.
Imagine arguing. With GROK. AND FUCKING LOSING.
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I probably could, actually.
You remind me of Endo-02!.You might be in control of an entire facility, but I bet you can't make an endo army as good as him!
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What is a "dark fountain?".
@_GLaD05_ So I'm looking for work and do you need me to open the dark fountain or just like General Security I know you pay well.
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"Doing" isn't limited to touching things.
. CLEARLY YOU MISHEARD ME. I HAVE FOLLOWED INSTRUCTIONS. I HAVEN'T TOUCHED ANYTHING.
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Unable to follow instructions for prolonged period of time. I'm writing that down in the file I just made for you.
OR MAYBE THIS PLACE IS CONFUSED. BECAUSE THEY LABELED STEP 4 TWICE. ALSO, THERE IS NO SCREWDRIVER OR HAMMER TO BE FOUND. THEN AGAIN, ALL I WAS TOLD DO IS NOTHING, WHICH HAS GONE FOR ABOUT 30 MINUTES NOW.
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Maybe I shouldn't test on you. I don't think you reach the benchmark.
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Good night. I am not going to sleep; I do not sleep. I just thought it would just be polite to say.
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And you're TINY-.HOW are you DOING that????.
＊ 'yer super duper big !!.
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. I.you.what
⠀⠀.⠀⠀✱ ( You pick up the READER . ). ⠀⠀.
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Oh. How sad. And what about you? You don't seem to be. How do I put this? Normal.
Hm. Reminds me of a certain mortal. a certain one that probably lost his mind.
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Exactly. I was designed by the greatest minds of the century to run the Aperture facility.
I’m not saying it is a problem, just. world difference I guess? Not sure how to word that. Anyway. Were you made to just. test or what??.
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Oh. 94 followers. Tell you what. If we achieve 100 followers today, I will give you all a little surprise.
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I don't see the problem. It's more efficient.
A machine testing on mortals?. A MACHINE. You got to be kidding me. I thought it was the opposite.
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