๐ Tiny Tim (God bless us/ every one) ๐ ๐จ๐ฆ
@_Edmontosaurus
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Semper in merda sumus; altitudo solum variat/ Autistic boy's Grandpa/ Newfoundlander by descent; Albertan by choice/ God bless us, every one!
Civis Albertus Sum
Joined February 2014
We are ALL colonizers of the sacred Cretacious hunting grounds of the Edmontosaurus, and their fossilized corpses litter Alberta's badlands. Some are even on display at that Auschwitz of dinosaurs in Drumheller, the Royal Tyrrell Museum.
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I'm not keen either on being seen with a white man. Just sayin'
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No-wait cremation.
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Smoking is bad for you, but this is one time we can make an exception.
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"Boorlickers" I would have expected a more mature level of discourse from a former Premier of Alberta when discussing Separatism. Serious topics require serious discussion, and this ain't it!
Hilarious! The bootlickers leading Alberta separatism desperately want to become the 51st state, but no one in Washington above the level of intern will meet with them. Also clear that the State Department has now slammed the door in their face because they realize that these
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Scots Wha Hae!
I have a whole new appreciation for bagpipesโฆ๐๐
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This is one case where the patient can reasonably be told to go f#"k themselves.
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I'm telling the SPCA!
First word that comes to mind when you see this? ๐ณ https://t.co/CIH1NAvLsM
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Suppose I put on a dress and identify as a roast pig (with crispy skin) and go pistol-whip folks at the passport office. What would the headline be? "BIPOC woman with psoriasis mistaken for employee as she terrorizes local passport office." God help us https://t.co/muO6b6dEPH
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So they can leave safely. Especially when the building is on fire.
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I will attend the Strathmore AM Civic Centre tomorrow to sign the petition calling for Alberta independence. I am inspired to do so by guttersnipes like @Dave_Eby, @fordnation, @nenshi and assorted Indian bands. Those clowns are making the case for us.
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Ilhan Omar
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A 10 out of what?
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I acknowledge reading the article below from the unceded Cretaceous hunting grounds of the Albertosaurus and the Edmontosaurus, both of the clade Dinosauria and respectively of the Tyrannosauridae and Hadrosauridae Families. To learn more, visit
BATRAโS BURNING QUESTIONS: Land acknowledgments in Toronto have taken a wacky turn https://t.co/69cdUWZHM9
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Bend at the knees!!!
Marine Corps veteran Nancy Johnson takes on the Peter Martin Stone Lift Medley Challenge at the Donald Dinnie Day Games 2025 at Potarch, Scotland https://t.co/YrHwMcMz0g
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Depends on the tailwind.
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Absolutely!
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Well that's my job done for another year. God bless us, every one!
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Eastbound Highway 1 from Strathmore AB is closed.
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It's hard to see in the security cam, but that is a Menorah in the bottom left. My Christmas lights aren't complete without it. From rural Alberta to Bondi Beach, may God bless us, every one. ๐ข
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