I walked in that stadium with all kinds of weed in my boot. Security talking about what’s in your pockets, I don’t even have pockets bro but this big ass boot…that’s a different story.
Teachers and parents: “heyyyyy just wondering if we could make it safer for kids to go back to school? Some Covid tests maybe?”
City of Chicago: “FINE THEY JUST WONT GO AT ALL THEN, LOCK THE FUCKING GOOGLE ACCOUNTS”
I wish Sephora would give money off when you rack up points like Ulta does. Sephora be like “oh heres a face mask for the $700 you’ve spent in a month”
I’ve lost track of my online purchases. I don’t even remember where I’ve ordered from and I don’t blame myself I blame the delay in shipping. If things would ship faster I wouldn’t forget
Accusing people of doing drugs don’t hit the way people think it does, we’re in rough times chile. We all need a white line just to feel something every now and then 💀
Theses apartments have the most strict polices I’ve ever seen and have the nerve to not be updated. I gotta make 3x the rent for a kitchen with a stove from Good Times???
Some people cut people off cause it makes them feel better, you don’t have to notice. This kind of thinking is the reason why people get cut off in the first place.
Sometimes disappointment comes from that irritation to... I expect people to know better cause I know better so clearly common sense isn’t complicated. But even the older I get I learn a lot of y’all are stupid so I’m rarely disappointed anymore.