Spat my drink out!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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Who’s trying this tonight? 🥂 Tag a friend who needs resuscitation tips! 😂 #WineHumor #WineLovers

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Good afternoon everyone 👋 Is everybody ok today?

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Exactly this 🤣🤣

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When your cat discovers the ultimate cozy fortress and decides it’s nap o’clock. 🐱💤 Peekaboo level: Expert. Who needs the outside world anyway! #cat #cats #catlife #CatsOfTwitter

Afternoon all! Im juuuuust short of 2,000 followers of my obviously hilarious (and not wine inspired at all!) rants. If you see this and could do me the honour of a repost to spread the word, it would be most lovely! The more patriots the better! PPP x

He’s unhinged, hasn’t got a bloody clue 🤡 The proof is in - Brits don't want EVs but Ed Miliband is determined to bankrupt Britain

Oh piss off!

Happy Wednesday! 🌟🥰 Hump day vibes are in full swing—we're halfway there, and the weekend is waving at us! Keep pushing, keep smiling, and remember: you've got this! ❤️ #HappyWednesday #HumpDay #YouGotThis

He couldn't give a flying fuck about our own borders though..

Goodnight lovely, sweet dreams x ♥️

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Always worth a repost!

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