Mr_Toaster π¬π§
@_Cursed_Toaster
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Cursed appliance in human form. Animal lover π»| #Foodie | Patriot| Professional hermit fuelled by caffeine, booze & regrettable choices ππ€£
United Kingdom
Joined December 2025
Whoβs trying this tonight? π₯ Tag a friend who needs resuscitation tips! π #WineHumor #WineLovers
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Good afternoon everyone π Is everybody ok today?
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When your cat discovers the ultimate cozy fortress and decides itβs nap oβclock. π±π€ Peekaboo level: Expert. Who needs the outside world anyway! #cat #cats #catlife #CatsOfTwitter
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Afternoon all! Im juuuuust short of 2,000 followers of my obviously hilarious (and not wine inspired at all!) rants. If you see this and could do me the honour of a repost to spread the word, it would be most lovely! The more patriots the better! PPP x
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Heβs unhinged, hasnβt got a bloody clue π€‘ The proof is in - Brits don't want EVs but Ed Miliband is determined to bankrupt Britain
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Oh piss off!
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Happy Wednesday! ππ₯° Hump day vibes are in full swingβwe're halfway there, and the weekend is waving at us! Keep pushing, keep smiling, and remember: you've got this! β€οΈ #HappyWednesday #HumpDay #YouGotThis
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He couldn't give a flying fuck about our own borders though..
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