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Cursed appliance in human form. Animal lover 😻| #Foodie | Patriot| Professional hermit fuelled by caffeine, booze & regrettable choices πŸ™„πŸ€£

United Kingdom
Joined December 2025
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Spat my drink out!!! 🀣🀣🀣
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All good things must come to an end... I've had a fabulous month off but, alas, I must return to purgatory tomorrow 😱 I won't be here anywhere near as much so I hope everyone keeps healthy and well. I'll try to check in when I can x β™₯️πŸ₯°
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Paul Brant reimagines Convoy, those of us of a certain age will like this πŸ₯° Paul Brandt with Orchestra - Convoy | #calgaryphil https://t.co/bZ5dXfOa4E via @YouTube
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Tel absolutely doesn’t give a toss today. Happy #Caturday folks! 😻 #Cat #cats #CatsLover ##CatsOnX
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Truth 😊
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Thought of The Day.
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Who’s trying this tonight? πŸ₯‚ Tag a friend who needs resuscitation tips! πŸ˜‚ #WineHumor #WineLovers
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Good afternoon everyone πŸ‘‹ Is everybody ok today?
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Exactly this 🀣🀣
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πŸ’‚πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ‘‹πŸ»Π²Ρ”Ξ±ΡπŸ»πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§β„’
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When your cat discovers the ultimate cozy fortress and decides it’s nap o’clock. πŸ±πŸ’€ Peekaboo level: Expert. Who needs the outside world anyway! #cat #cats #catlife #CatsOfTwitter
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@HackedOffSiren
Patriotic Pint Puller πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
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Afternoon all! Im juuuuust short of 2,000 followers of my obviously hilarious (and not wine inspired at all!) rants. If you see this and could do me the honour of a repost to spread the word, it would be most lovely! The more patriots the better! PPP x
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He’s unhinged, hasn’t got a bloody clue 🀑 The proof is in - Brits don't want EVs but Ed Miliband is determined to bankrupt Britain
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Oh piss off!
@UKLabour
The Labour Party
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2026, we're ready for you.
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Mr_Toaster πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
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Happy Wednesday! 🌟πŸ₯° Hump day vibes are in full swingβ€”we're halfway there, and the weekend is waving at us! Keep pushing, keep smiling, and remember: you've got this! ❀️ #HappyWednesday #HumpDay #YouGotThis
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He couldn't give a flying fuck about our own borders though..
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