Colaws
@_Colaws
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le funny voiceover guy (the morbidly obese one). go sub to my YouTube channel BITCH
Long John Silvers
Joined June 2019
Chris Hansen lowkey sucks at his job bro, every single "predator" he catches has never done this kinda thing before. Why can't he lure in the REAL career pedos who do the most damage routinely? He needs to rework his tactics clearly
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When I come home from a grueling 4 hour shift at my business (I'm a streamer) and my gay chud 6 year old son wants to hug me (ew homo)
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Some kid who's name is Huntyr or something next year on his 8th birthday when his mom tells him to get out of the Hyperborea themed bouncy castle cuz it's time to eat his customized Agartha cake and drink "vril potion" (it's blue Hawaiian Punch, ginger ale, and sherbet)
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Why did Macklemore dress as Lil Dicky at one of his shows? Like genuinely what is the context for this? Did they have beef?
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Ffs LMFAOOOOOOOOO
Yea I loooove cookieeeeeesssss
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hit my 3 year old son with a beer bottle and now hes finally quiet https://t.co/BgNS7E7zYJ
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Me watching @_Colaws turn 38 in a few days laughing at AI videos that were posted on TikTok 4 months ago (it’s literally over for unc)
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Happy Father’s Day to all the men who work hard, provide for their family, who are faithful, and who stand willing to do whatever it takes to protect, love, and cherish their wife and kids. We need you more than ever. Thank you for all you do!
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nigga tweeted this, proceeded to repost fat hoes non-stop for 12 years straight then disappeared without a trace.. respect
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I made this like 5 years ago and totally forgot about it lol, LE HECKIN LOST MEDIA 😱😮?!?!
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On a related note, Kaner and I will likely never get credit for popularizing hyperborea/vril/agartha a10 esoteric shitposts bruh. I can't believe it's basic humor of your average high schooler now it's gotten so far away from our unc asses at this point💀
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