Hilarious Christian
@_ChristianHumor
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Just your average Christian... only a little bit funnier.
Joined March 2013
From the valley of dry bones, this Twitter account has been raised to life!
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Welcome to Christian college where you slide in a Bible verse at the end of a cheat sheet at exam times "just for luck." Philippians 4:6
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Tryna do life without the Lord like http://t.co/bhukdFsfRF
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The only part of me getting high today are my hands as I raise them up to the Lord during worship 🙌
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Who wrote the best love story of all time? (Hint: it's not Nicholas Sparks) ☝️🙏🙌👏
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Every time I see you my heart starts Philippian out 💓 #ChristianPickupLines
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Listening to sermon podcasts while I run so I can get my physical and spiritual workouts in at the same time 💪🙌
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When you're so pumped and ready to get to church on Sunday morning
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Not even Jesus can save this relationship #ChristianBreakupLines
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I would say "God bless you" but it looks like he already has 😏 #ChristianPickupLines
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Me to my workout buddy: "Thanks for encouraging me! You know what they say, iron sharpens iron... And soon we'll be looking SO SHARP!" 😏
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Do you ever have those days where you're just like "Wow s/o to God bc #blessed ☺️🙌❤️"
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