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Pandas eat Bamboo, you cunts. Somewhere in the world, there is a starving Panda, all because you wanted a bamboo kit. Hope you're happy...
PANDA MURDERERS
Forest Green Rovers, named the greenest football club in the world in 2018, have launched what they say is the world's first football kit made from bamboo.
Like actual bamboo...
Full story ➡
#FGRFC
#bbcfootball
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Plymouth Argyle have the best away support in the country. Change my mind
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Swindon nearly had as many fans as Forest Green Rovers got at home last night...
Swindon Town were AWAY to Northampton. Hahahahaha
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Forest Green Rovers away??
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One of the greatest left backs to ever grace the turf at Whaddon Road. Wishing you nothing but the best. Thank you for everything
@chris_hussey3
❤🤍
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They went up as league champions. I don't really think they give a flying fuck whether they beat Colchester or not tbh. Sorry xx
Yeah guys don’t know why you’re acting like you win this game
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Darrell Clarke will never have to buy a pint in this town. What a big handsome bastard he is ❤️🤍
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Bristol Rovers is the one that sticks in my head for some reason
Which set of away supporters have impressed the most you when they've visited your ground?
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Suddenly everyone would feel bad for getting promoted via PPG... Fuck that, I'll be celebrating as if we scored a last minute winner on the final day xx
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Can’t believe we get to watch the best number 9 Cheltenham Town Football Club has ever seen again tonight…
Anyway, enough about Will Goodwin, will be nice to see Alfie May again too
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Am I watching the Playoff final tomorrow? Am I fuck.
Am I just salty because we lost a 2 goal lead? Yes... Yes I am
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Was one at Whaddon Road on Boxing Day n’all, and he goes by the name of Carl Winchester
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Some of our fans make me laugh. Hardly a sideways move is it ffs. Barnsley are a way bigger club than us, and Duff will have a budget that is 10x bigger than what he has here...
He'll most likely be in the Champ, and we'll do we'll to avoid being back in League 2 at this rate 🥴
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I am extremely jealous of Exeter City's academy, and I'm not even embarrassed to say it
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Andy Williams hates Gloucester, pass it on. Cheltenham Town legend 😮💨
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Joe Morrell booting the ball into block 1 like a fucking tit. Cheers for the 3 points you midget cunt 🤣🤣
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Could have had Sunderland away, and had a load of close games like Oxford, Swindon, Bristol Rovers...
But nah... I'm going Barrow away mate. Can't wait for that
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Boyle x Tozer is the way out of League 2. They’ve figured out our cheat code 😂
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Congratulations to Swindon, Crewe, and Plymouth for the promotions. Three more games for us now, but hopefully we'll be heading the same way. Up the fucking boys 🔴⚪
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The thought of Pep Guardiola rolling through Hesters Way is jokes 🤣
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@OfficialPVFC
@CTFCofficial
Look after him boys. You've got yourselves the best left foot in the football league there 😢❤
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If we stay up we've got Caleb Taylor, Liam Sercombe, and Alfie May to thank.
The three of them are a cut above the rest
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No signings all summer and almost certain relegation favourites. If you think I'm paying £25 quid to go to Crewe on Saturday, you'd be absolutely fucking right 🔴⚪
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"Boring, boring Cheltenham"
Cheers for the 4 points lads, we'll see you next year 👍
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One more for Blackpool and they'll have as many goals in the first leg as Oxford have stands. Class
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With a bit of luck they'll manage to build 4 stands on this one
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Hope Vale win the League now. Back to back winners medals for the greatest left back in football history would be fitting
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Midweek League Cup game against Wycombe. This is getting boring now
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Bradford have managed to shithouse both Swindon Town, and themselves all in a matter of weeks...
That takes some doing mind 😂
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We should be in Swindon today. Beers flowing, getting ready for the annual 3 points at the County Ground. But because some cunt ate a bat, none of that is gonna be possible...
Cheers China, you fucking wankers xx
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Michael Duff is a miracle worker... He's even got the main stand singing. What a bloke
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Fuck Champions League glamour ties, Cheltenham Town vs Morecambe on a damp Tuesday night is where you'll find the real football fans.
Whaddon Road under the lights baby 🤩
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Can’t believe we’re getting the “we should never be losing to Cheltenham Town” treatment by Peterborough fucking United 😭😭
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Why would you not support your local, when your local is as classy as mine. Days like today is why the lower leagues will always be better than the prem xx
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Exeter City Supporters Club - Cheltenham Branch. For one day, and one day only. Get it done fellas
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Robbie Savage saying "no excuses" and then proceeding to make as many excuses as possible, sums him up pretty well tbh
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This is not something I say lightly. Dan Crowley, ability wise, is the greatest footballer we've ever had
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Why are Bristol City so fucking weird? It's a friendly?
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Verdict: Luke O’Nien is an absolute hero, and Josh Maja is a bit of a cunt xx
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Presumably I'll see all our new fans again on Tuesday night for Oldham?? Nah thought not
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Remember that time we signed Eusebio Bancessi, and couldn't be bothered to get an actual contract together, so we just made him sign a table...
Good times
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Didn’t know Aidan Keena was married
Anna Lewandowska: "I'm the wife of the best striker in the world."
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I'd rather put my Nan in nets than have Luke McCormick represent my football club
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I don't think I've ever trusted anyone as much as I trust Michael Duff
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Alfie May really gets under people's skin. Absolute shithouse and I love it xx
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I don't think I'd want anyone else in world football to Captain Cheltenham Town Football Club...
Ben Tozer ladies and gentlemen. What a man xx
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Again proving that Cheltenham Town Football Club are in fact, absolutely fucking massive 👍
Crystal Palace forward Rob Street turned down more lucrative offers from other League One clubs to sign a three-year deal with Cheltenham Town
#ctfc
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I think Ben Tozers "WE DO NOT CONCEDE" moment from last night, might be my highlight of the season. That was fucking beautiful
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Jordan Thomas has got to start. Only player with a bit of flair in this squad. They were shitting their pants every time he got on the ball.
The boy is gonna be a top player
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Merry Christmas to everyone except, Kevin Dawson and Carl Winchester 🎅🎄
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Without doubt the worst types of people:
- Murderers
- Thieves
- Nonces
- People who take the minus offer on The Chase
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Best to be on the safe side. I wouldn't wanna shake hands with those Stroud lot either. You never know what you might catch from those cunts xx
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This is the man who dumped them out. Couldn't have written it. Beautiful
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Love Hussey to bits, but Ben Williams is a massive upgrade. Bloke is different gravy
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My head is screaming that we’re down already, but my heart is telling me there’s still a chance…
Fucking hate football, me 😂
No room for error ❌
For one final time this season, it's 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐃𝐀𝐘 at the Completely-Suzuki Stadium!
#ctfc
♦️
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Swindon keeper beat at his near post twice. Clearly been learning a lot from David De Gea at United
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I will say again… May & Keena with any sort of creativity behind them, and we’re onto a winner 👍
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Best defender in the league. That’s Bolton’s promotion guaranteed
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Chris Clements improves any midfield in League 2. On his day, the bloke is unplayable. Every single club in that league should be sniffing about to sign him up
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I regularly wonder how the fuck we've managed to get Jacob Greaves on loan. The kid is far too good for this league 😂😂
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No Boyle, no Raglan, no Wright, no problem. Michael Duff ladies and gentlemen. The man is a god in this Town ❤
Cheltenham Town's points after 13 games in League One seasons
#ctfc
2002/03: 9
2006/07: 15
2007/08: 10
2008/09: 11
2021/22: 18
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I find Michael Owen standing next to Peter Crouch a lot funnier than it actually is
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Tomorrow has the potential to be the best, or worst day of my life...
No pressure
@CTFCofficial
@England
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Will Boyle steped up in every aspect last night. A ready made replacement for the captaincy
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Nowhere does Tuesday nights quite like Whaddon Road. Some gaff we've got yano
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There are a lot of massive football clubs in this league, that have every right to cry about not being able to beat little old Cheltenham...
But I can assure you Oxford are not one of them. Cheeky bastards 😂😂
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I fucking love football 😂😂
Absolutely dying at this Northampton fan trying to run our players over after the 5th 😭😭😭
#STFC
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Quite literally the best striker we’ve ever had 👍
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Only Cheltenham Town could concede at 2:59pm for a 3pm kick off 🤦🏼♂️
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Oxford fully deserve this thrashing just for building a stadium in the shittest location possible. No sympathy
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This group of lads are just top drawer, man ❤
🗣 May: “Matty’s brother will be looking down on him, smiling.”
An emotional Alfie on his friend’s dramatic equaliser today
#ctfc
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Max Sheaf showing that sort of emotion is what was missing. He's not even our player. Disgraceful that he didn't even get on tonight
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Callum Wright morphing into prime Maradona at one point in the 2nd half, was by far my favourite part of the game today
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If we got to League 1 before Carl Winchester, it would make my fucking year... I'd be fucking ecstatic
"It wasn't about the money, it was about the ambition"
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Football is 100x better when your team is actually good at it. I had to watch Matt Richards stand in the centre circle and do fuck all for two whole seasons...
That alone is worthy of a promotion to League 1 xx
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It's England 2-0 Wales in the EFL playoffs. Exactly what we like to see
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I've said it since day one... Give me Callum Wright goals over Dan Crowley step overs every single day of the week
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"If your first pint back is a Carling, you don't deserve to be there"
Alright pal, who made you the pint police? Drink whatever you want boys, nobody's arsed
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Chris Hussey is easily the best LB in this league, and it's not even close
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Owen Evans was dropped for a lot less. Get him back between the sticks immediately
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How DC has turned this crock of shit into a half decent football team needs to be studied for science…
An absolute miracle worker, this man ❤️
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Pull no punches, £400k for a bloke who’s had a good three months, and spent the rest of the time in the treatment room, ain’t half bad…
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Winchester and Dawson fucked off to Stroud for a bit of extra cash. Could be on the charge with Town, but instead are down in mid table...
You get what you deserve you cunts. Hahahaha
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Big fan of Alfie May. Has the kind of Twitter shithousery that we've been missing since Pell left.
Good signing for that reason alone, imo
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Can we not all start a wank fest over a player who didn’t want to be here tonight pls. Put that energy into getting behind the lads who did want to be here instead.
Good player for us but doesn’t need a standing ovation every single time he touches the ball 😂
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If the gaffer gets these signings banging the goals in to keep us up, I’ll get Darrell Clarke’s name tattooed on my arse
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Swindon win the playoffs and we're in for a cracker of a season next year
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A Christian Norton hattrick tomorrow would make for fantastic viewing. Would go down in Cheltenham Twitter history
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