It is clinically proven that Burnett’s can absolutely delete the coronavirus from your body

Imagine grabbing a bottle of Burnett’s, linking with your best friends, and pretending it’s 2012 again. What’s stopping you? You’re an “adult” ? with a “stable income”? One little nostalgic blackout on a Friday night won’t hurt ;)

The last time I heard all of those songs in a row, I was drinking Burnett’s out of a water bottle in my friend’s basement #PepsiHalftime

That halftime show was more nostalgic than blacking out on Burnett’s

Y’all willingly drank Burnett’s but act concerned about what’s in the vaccine 🤔

You already KNOW we’re down for a blackout. Listen, learn, support, donate, and be there for those who need it. Black lives matter.

First date idea: Split a fifth of Burnett’s and loot a target store💕

Burnett’s: for the moments you’ll never remember with the friends you’ll never forget

I’ve snuck an entire bottle of vodka into a movie theatre, how they gunna somehow find coronavirus?

Honestly, we would love to make a spiked seltzer, but fitting that much drunk regret into a single can is proving to be a challenge

Burnett’s Spiked Sletzer: It’s a blackout in a can!

Might get drunk and stare at the sun today idk

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How old am I??? Remember Burnett’s?? College Freshman out here drinking White Claws but will never understand the burn of taking a pull of $10 Burnett’s in some random frat house with probably a Hoodie Allen song playing in the background. Thats how old I am.

Me taking my first shot of Burnett’s at 8pm vs Me finishing the bottle at 9pm

My brother got me a bottle of raspberry Burnett’s as a joke gift last night... anyway I’m currently throwing up in my parent’s bathroom

Me when I'm drunk and I put a beer on the coaster where the empty can was

Burnett's sales have sky rocketed in the past week. What changed?

When you're walking downtown but you pre-gamed too hard

Got so drunk Memorial Day weekend I forgot to tweet about it...