Two things I don't post on social media: 1-Money 2-My partner It's not because I'm matured, it's because I don't have both. 🙂

I pray for financial freedom

You go dey with babe, another guy go call am. Next thing wey she go talk na “oooh I don’t know why this guy is always calling and disturbing me”. Okay how did he get your number? Why haven’t you blocked him since?? Aunty pick your call joor! Come off it.😅

I wan go think about my life again.. see yall tomorrow

Most of una wicked pass Tinubu, na position una never get 😹

Me seeing the visitors trying to change the DSTV channel from channel 100.

Feels like the perfect time to post this tarsier video. Tarsier is the only 100% carnivorous primate.

No amount of guilt can solve the past, and no amount of anxiety can change the future.

Everyone has two eyes... but no one has the same view. Roger that📌

Don’t stop tweeting your idea Don’t stop tweeting you idea Don’t stop tweeting your idea Don’t stop tweeting your idea

Let me be your bestie .. I’ll only suck your breasts

Nobody: Me slapping that bumbum any time i pass by the mirror

I’m staring to enjoy classical music (piano only without vocals). Is this a sign that I’ll be a billionaire soon🌚🌚 because only rich people enjoy such music

"Na okocha teach Ronaldinho ball" Coming from a man with shallow mind and empty brain.🤣

Sis to Sis: if you want him and he doesn't want you, let him go.. don't ever force a man.. reduce all conversations, drag it to normal level...He's not the only better man.

"You can copy just don't make noise"

May we not be the poorest in this kind of group... Amen

This app has no respect for numbers again. You can post and the post will just be looking at you to move it. Wtf We will never stop until Elon Musk fix things up.

Have a good ahead fam. I'm going out to touch grass today. Keep preaching @lute, I'm listening 🫡

Some of you are always engaging but you people don’t post. I want to engage you too. Someone will go to your Tl all they see is repost. Post something, some relatable contents so we can engage you too.

With the way I’m hustling these days, don’t be surprised if you see me pole dancing in a club 😂😂😂