_2244 Profile Banner
General Soreness Profile
General Soreness

@_2244

Followers
911
Following
15K
Media
3K
Statuses
35K

Be the person your dog thinks you are. Mostly nonsense about @Wild & @Twins & @Vikings. Pie-cut pizza enthusiast. BBQ. Ain’t no such things as boneless wings.

Loserville, USA
Joined June 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@_2244
General Soreness
3 hours
RT @RussosFilter: @RussoHockey Adam Oates introducing him at the ceremony?.
0
1
0
@_2244
General Soreness
1 day
This is the worst baserunning team I can remember watching in a long, long time. Somehow, the next batter thinks it’s a good idea to bunt with a runner on 2nd base & two outs. #MnTwins
1
0
3
@_2244
General Soreness
3 days
…who was resting with ice packs on both knees. Hammer chatted with Parker briefly & went on his way. Dave looked at me & said, “Man, check out Hammer. MFer using that cane just to style. I need to use that MF just to walk!” .2/2.
@_2244
General Soreness
3 days
MC Hammer, at the height of his popularity, came into the Oakland A’s clubhouse as he used to be an A’s batboy back in the day. Hammer was dressed to the nines, top hat & cane included. I was doing some work next to the locker of the great Dave Parker….1/2.
0
0
4
@_2244
General Soreness
3 days
MC Hammer, at the height of his popularity, came into the Oakland A’s clubhouse as he used to be an A’s batboy back in the day. Hammer was dressed to the nines, top hat & cane included. I was doing some work next to the locker of the great Dave Parker….1/2.
@waynerohde
Wayne Rohde
3 days
@LaVelleNeal which celebrities have you encountered at a Twins game. Not noticed but talked with.
0
0
1
@_2244
General Soreness
6 days
RT @AmyHockert: Sorry but I need to get on my high horse for a second. If you are publishing a mass shooter's manifesto you are part of the….
0
35
0
@_2244
General Soreness
8 days
THE MICKEY GASPER GAME. #MnTwins.
0
0
3
@_2244
General Soreness
8 days
For the record, this comment came after the Top of the 7th. One out in to the Top of the 8th, and somehow it’s even worse.
@_2244
General Soreness
8 days
Austin Martin- jeezus balls. I don’t even know where to start with these dipshits. Fire everybody. #MnTwins.
0
0
2
@_2244
General Soreness
8 days
Austin Martin- jeezus balls. I don’t even know where to start with these dipshits. Fire everybody. #MnTwins.
1
0
1
@_2244
General Soreness
9 days
@CrimeWatchMpls
CrimeWatchMpls
9 days
St. Paul #MNstatefair - Report of a male who stole butterflies from the Butterfly House. Suspect: WM, 30s, 6ft, blue shirt, blue cutoff jeans, red backpack. 15:28.
0
0
1
@_2244
General Soreness
9 days
In a season chock full of alarming developments, getting out-smarted by the Whities may be the worst of them all. Gross. #MnTwins.
@HagemanParker
parker hageman
11 days
there’s a strong likelihood that mick abel is tipping pitches. holds the breaking stuff higher in glove in the stretch (left), lower in glove with his fastball (right) . sox stayed back on some breaking balls, montgomery absolutely smashed a fastball like he knew it was coming
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
0
0
1
@_2244
General Soreness
12 days
A lot of you owe Billy an apology. You know who you are. #MnWild.
@mnwild
Minnesota Wild
12 days
Tweet media one
2
0
2
@_2244
General Soreness
13 days
Time to break out the paper bags at Target Field, Twins fans. #MnTwins
Tweet media one
0
0
2
@_2244
General Soreness
14 days
I know they have cap constraints, but if the Vikes could somehow pull off a ‘big swing’ at a 3rd WR that doesn’t act like a total selfish b-hole, watch out. #Skol.
@SeifertESPN
Kevin Seifert
14 days
Our ⁦@espn Vikings camp blog has been updated with some welcomed news: nothing serious for WRs Jordan Addison and Tai Felton.
0
0
0
@_2244
General Soreness
14 days
Good news. Now get 97 back in the country, get the extension done, and call it a great off-season.
@RussoHockey
Michael Russo
14 days
Hearing there has been significant progress toward a potential Marco Rossi signing by the #mnwild in the coming days. As we've been reporting, a bridge deal makes the most sense.
0
0
1
@_2244
General Soreness
14 days
So Buxton, one of the most successful base stealers *in the history* of MLB stays glued to first in an obvious stealing situation in the 3rd inning. Now Lewis, of all people, gets gunned down trying to steal 2nd with one out B6. Make it make sense, please. #MnTwins.
1
0
3
@_2244
General Soreness
14 days
Runners on 2nd & 3rd, nobody out. Contact play (which I HATE with 0 outs) for one out. Fitz on 3rd, Buck stays stationery for God knows whatever reason, and Larnach hits into a DP. Inning over. Zero runs. Buxton not running is an inexcusable, fireable offense. #MnTwins.
1
0
2
@_2244
General Soreness
18 days
Gary “Scoop” Edwards, Gilles Meloche, Al MacAdam, Don Murdoch, and Dennis Maruk. Together, they comprised a 1970’s bar band out of Cleveland known as “Free Mustache Rides.”.
@oldhockeycards
Old Hockey Cards
18 days
Name this 1970s rock band.
Tweet media one
3
0
8
@_2244
General Soreness
18 days
🙄
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
0
0
4
@_2244
General Soreness
19 days
Billy Smith.
@SleeperNHL
SleeperNHL
19 days
Which one of these legendary goalies are you taking on your team in a Game 7?
Tweet media one
1
0
3
@_2244
General Soreness
20 days
RT @WHENESOTA: This is my coworker Houa. He's a middle school art teacher. He and his wife are both pro Cornhole players. She won the world….
0
6
0