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Be the person your dog thinks you are. Mostly nonsense about @Wild & @Twins & @Vikings. Pie-cut pizza enthusiast. BBQ. Ain’t no such things as boneless wings.
Loserville, USA
Joined June 2009
…who was resting with ice packs on both knees. Hammer chatted with Parker briefly & went on his way. Dave looked at me & said, “Man, check out Hammer. MFer using that cane just to style. I need to use that MF just to walk!” .2/2.
MC Hammer, at the height of his popularity, came into the Oakland A’s clubhouse as he used to be an A’s batboy back in the day. Hammer was dressed to the nines, top hat & cane included. I was doing some work next to the locker of the great Dave Parker….1/2.
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MC Hammer, at the height of his popularity, came into the Oakland A’s clubhouse as he used to be an A’s batboy back in the day. Hammer was dressed to the nines, top hat & cane included. I was doing some work next to the locker of the great Dave Parker….1/2.
@LaVelleNeal which celebrities have you encountered at a Twins game. Not noticed but talked with.
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RT @AmyHockert: Sorry but I need to get on my high horse for a second. If you are publishing a mass shooter's manifesto you are part of the….
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St. Paul #MNstatefair - Report of a male who stole butterflies from the Butterfly House. Suspect: WM, 30s, 6ft, blue shirt, blue cutoff jeans, red backpack. 15:28.
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In a season chock full of alarming developments, getting out-smarted by the Whities may be the worst of them all. Gross. #MnTwins.
there’s a strong likelihood that mick abel is tipping pitches. holds the breaking stuff higher in glove in the stretch (left), lower in glove with his fastball (right) . sox stayed back on some breaking balls, montgomery absolutely smashed a fastball like he knew it was coming
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Good news. Now get 97 back in the country, get the extension done, and call it a great off-season.
Hearing there has been significant progress toward a potential Marco Rossi signing by the #mnwild in the coming days. As we've been reporting, a bridge deal makes the most sense.
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So Buxton, one of the most successful base stealers *in the history* of MLB stays glued to first in an obvious stealing situation in the 3rd inning. Now Lewis, of all people, gets gunned down trying to steal 2nd with one out B6. Make it make sense, please. #MnTwins.
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Runners on 2nd & 3rd, nobody out. Contact play (which I HATE with 0 outs) for one out. Fitz on 3rd, Buck stays stationery for God knows whatever reason, and Larnach hits into a DP. Inning over. Zero runs. Buxton not running is an inexcusable, fireable offense. #MnTwins.
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RT @WHENESOTA: This is my coworker Houa. He's a middle school art teacher. He and his wife are both pro Cornhole players. She won the world….
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