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6 months
Have you joined my 0nlyferns yet?
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Love when my feed is blessed with a country cutie šŸ˜
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To top it off, now wild sockeye Nigiri is 5$ a piece šŸ˜³ Rice and beans for dinner it is šŸ˜­
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2 days
šŸ˜­ some days it's best to just go to bed early and try again tomorrow
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2 days
Just guess to show if you want something done right you have to do it yourself
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2 days
Like maybe do I need to talk slower and repeat everything 3 times? Ughhh just so irritated! šŸ¤¬
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2 days
So fucking irritated with half-assed mechanics. Using the money I'd spend on labour and buying tools to do it all myself from now on. If I have to replace a whole damn engine myself so be it šŸ˜ 
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2 days
Hunting and fishing costs money.
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Driving my friend to go pick up her new car this weekend! Excited for a quick little girly road trip
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2 days
Horrified at the news out of Bella Coola this morning. Hoping everyone involved can fully recover their body and mind after this tragic attack šŸ’”
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Strawberry peach pie for dessert
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@AmberGloryHole
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5 days
Get lost in my softness...
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Strawberry peach pie for dessert
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Quick, someone tell me I don't need a 2003 Pontiac grand am
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3 days
UpDATE: I can add dates to his 'yes' list. Forgot to list banana and watermelon, but they've always been a 'no'. Not sure what to try next!
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5 months
My dog has such particular taste. Peanut butter, apples, blueberries, strawberries, raspberries- hard no. Pineapple and roasted seaweed? Yes, absolutely, every time!
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4 days
Caribbean or Mediterranean? Decisions, decisions...
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4 days
Do y'all think @StaplesCanada would print topless photos for me? šŸ¤”
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NAOMI NIXION | Toronto
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5 days
Thank you for all the kind words and support ā¤ļø a few close colleagues suggested I start a GoFundMe to help while Iā€™m healing from the bruising and concussion. If you would like to support https://t.co/wrhikmVJNk it is appreciated beyond words.
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5 days
I prefer to activate their testosterone with a pair of baggy sweat pants. I do want that dress tho, so it can hang in my closet patiently waiting for the one day of summer I actually wear it
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6 days
i wore a long sundress with a sweater out shopping yesterday. almost down to my ankles and i noticed the strangest thing. men give you more space and glance at you but quickly drop their gaze when you notice, a weird sense of respect they seem to assign to you while still
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5 days
I follow a couple of pages on FB that highlight restaurants in Saskatoon and it looks like there's some incredible options there. Makes me wanna start the car
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2 months
I think red is my color
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