Zoe Wilson
@ZoeWilson
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Can't believe it's already been 10 years since you had to pay for music. http://t.co/lhY9xYsTY3
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http://t.co/xltLIKCS17 will not get a cent of my money until they can tell me which apes I came from.
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http://t.co/jdnh8cokks I see London. I see France. This is a very comprehensive Atlas.
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http://t.co/MTSnbY7XvB The more complex the handshake, the less complex the individual.
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http://t.co/c5jg5Fn6jA In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing.
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http://t.co/RMH3BO1l6p "It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos
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http://t.co/r6VbF2q4MV Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?
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http://t.co/ILyd3lzB7T Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?
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http://t.co/EOFhVg722W Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.
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It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/VI9WHZAMzo
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My wife made pancakes but they were totally lumpy and itâs like, do you even sift bro? http://t.co/YlDehKLo
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http://t.co/TX6FIWFH I hate waiting in lines. Hurry up and pick a suspect already.
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http://t.co/gyGRgfN1 I haven't bought an iPhone with Siri yet because I have a fear of talking to women.
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I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitoes find me attractive. http://t.co/CSuhAXat
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Lindsey Lohan is going to be charged with a felony tomorrow. In other news, restaurants serve food. http://t.co/wxwRj0wQ
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"Sit down. I've got some bad news." (Every Milkman's boss 30 years ago) http://t.co/ydGVSBG1
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One potato. Two potato. Three potato. Vodka. http://t.co/mbRQENVG
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Donald Trump is what happens when a YouTube commenter makes a billion dollars. http://t.co/aU4EkJya
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