Modern problems require modern solutions #greensnap2020

If anyone is curious what being an agronomist in western Kansas this week just imagine you’re walking on the surface of the sun while somebody dumps a bucket of pollen on top of your head

Always refreshing to find something in a field that isn’t a pigweed

Before anyone attempts to explain this to me I don’t actually want to know I’m just mad

How is it that they’re always wrong when they say it’s going to rain but always right when they say it’s going to be hot and windy

SWKS: where you finally get that few inches of rain you’ve been praying for… and it hails out your wheat and flips your sprinkler over

Will this help me keep track of my seed digger, or simply allow me to lose them both at the same time? Find out next week on #Plant22

Everyone in southwest Kansas: we could really use a good rain. Wet snow. Any type of moisture really. Kansas:

This is my bi-annual daylight savings hate tweet

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On todays episode of things I hoped I would only see on Twitter and not in person 😅

Merry Christmas to all the kids and families in Kansas who are going to unintentionally become the new owners of a trampoline today 💨

December wheat scouting requires moral support

Hello it’s me, the youngest person (probably) in Van Halen’s top 0.5% of Spotify listeners 😂

Me in July: “I can’t wait for the fall so I can relax” Me in the fall: Face down in corn stalks, surrounded by soil sample bags, don’t know if it’s Wednesday or Sunday, back and knee pain, freezing

Cc: @lando15ku

A sight for sore eyes 😍

Grid samples with a view this morning 🌽(and by view I mean @rockormiston2 and Lexi in the background) @Craig_CropQuest @stegs89

Back at it again with the SWKS #supersorghum

Every bit of Colorado that’s east of Denver should just be Kansas

Allow me to bless your Monday morning with one or the most perfect ears I think I’ve ever seen