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Misanthropist living in Southern Africa where politics is just so ripe for his cynicism. Don't message - not here for social. XY you spastic oddballs!

Harare, Zimbabwe
Joined June 2009
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@Zimbandrew
Just Andrew 🐾
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What must happen now is clear… but difficult. Verification must be real, disarmament must be funded, and donor conditionality must be enforced. Without teeth, verification is theatre. Kinshasa must confront its own house. Political bargains must be transparent. The humanitarian
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By Andrew Field Since January 2025, eastern Congo has been engulfed in a grinding, multi-front war. The M23 rebel group, predominantly ethnic Tutsi fighters backed by Rwanda, launched a sweeping of…
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Public opinion is sceptical. Social media posts lament the DRC “getting screwed,” surrendering minerals for a deal that feels like a pawn move. Economist Jason Hickel suggests the US enabled instability to cheapen mineral access. Pan-Africanists warn of the “resource curse” and
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By Andrew Field Since January 2025, eastern Congo has been engulfed in a grinding, multi-front war. The M23 rebel group, predominantly ethnic Tutsi fighters backed by Rwanda, launched a sweeping of…
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The Union of the Blind: AU Applauds Democracy with Both Eyes Shut In a dazzling display of institutional narcolepsy, the African Union has roused itself just long enough to issue a congratulatory press release to Tanzania’s President Samia Suluhu Hassan, hailing her “leadership
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@DavidColtart
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The @_AfricanUnion has been reduced to a farce. How do they think anyone in the democratic world will take them seriously? Herein lies the root of Africa’s problems. The #AU needs a major overhaul so that it becomes fit for purpose.
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African Union
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The Chairperson of the African Union Commission, H.E. Mahmoud Ali Youssouf, takes note of the results of the presidential election in #Tanzania and congratulates H.E. President Samia Suluhu Hassan for her victory. The Chairperson deeply regrets the loss of human life during
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Critics say the Washington Accord was never about peace. The Oakland Institute called it a “maneuver to control Congolese critical minerals,” enabling US firms to access resources via smuggling hubs. Others likened it to a neo-colonial carve-up… “Berlin Conference 2.0.” The
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By Andrew Field Since January 2025, eastern Congo has been engulfed in a grinding, multi-front war. The M23 rebel group, predominantly ethnic Tutsi fighters backed by Rwanda, launched a sweeping of…
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@Zimbandrew
Just Andrew 🐾
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The Washington Accord, brokered under the Trump administration, aimed to end three decades of conflict in the Great Lakes region. Rwanda agreed to withdraw troops, the DRC pledged to disarm proxy groups, and US-Qatari observers were deployed. But M23 wasn’t a signatory. Since
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By Andrew Field Since January 2025, eastern Congo has been engulfed in a grinding, multi-front war. The M23 rebel group, predominantly ethnic Tutsi fighters backed by Rwanda, launched a sweeping of…
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Just Andrew 🐾
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Since January 2025, eastern Congo has been engulfed in a grinding, multi-front war. The M23 rebel group, backed by Rwanda, captured Goma after intense fighting with Congolese forces and UN peacekeepers. Over 3,000 were killed, 700,000 displaced, and mass sexual violence followed.
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By Andrew Field Since January 2025, eastern Congo has been engulfed in a grinding, multi-front war. The M23 rebel group, predominantly ethnic Tutsi fighters backed by Rwanda, launched a sweeping of…
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@Zimbandrew
Just Andrew 🐾
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From Liberation to Limousine It is a curious thing, the way power mutates. Once the language of arrogance, entitlement and privilege was reserved for colonial overlords and their pale imitators. Now, with tragic irony, it fits snugly around the shoulders of Africa’s own
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Just Andrew 🐾
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Update: Reports indicate that Tanzania’s 2025 elections have triggered violent unrest, with multiple sources fearing a significant death toll among opposition supporters. While numbers remain unverified, the scale and spread of violence suggest a coordinated crackdown. The
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The Ballot and the Blood Trail Masked men. Military-grade weapons. Land Cruisers without plates. Tanzania’s election isn’t just rigged—it’s enforced. The ballot is guarded by fear. The blood trail leads to the gate. https://t.co/silfR3qb8y #ElectionViolence #Tanzania2025
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By Andrew Field Tanzania heads to the polls on 29 October 2025, but the mood is grim. The ruling party, Chama Cha Mapinduzi (CCM)[1], has nominated President Samia Suluhu Hassan[2] for her first fu…
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Just Andrew 🐾
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The Martians Have Landed—and They Identify as Earthlings On this day in 1938, Orson Welles convinced half of America that Martians had landed, vaporised New Jersey, and were en route to Washington with heat rays and bad intentions. It was, of course, a radio drama. Fiction. But
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Just Andrew 🐾
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Democratic Laundering, Writ Large Africa’s democracies recycle the same parties ad infinitum. Tanzania’s 2025 vote is a test of imagination, not just institutions. But when the same old party wins the same old way… the laundering continues. https://t.co/silfR3qIY6
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By Andrew Field Tanzania heads to the polls on 29 October 2025, but the mood is grim. The ruling party, Chama Cha Mapinduzi (CCM)[1], has nominated President Samia Suluhu Hassan[2] for her first fu…
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@Zimbandrew
Just Andrew 🐾
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Ah, Zimbabwe—where metaphors write themselves and satire is merely reportage with a raised eyebrow. The abrupt sacking of ZETDC’s Abel Gurupira, moments after Parliament plunged into blackout mid-presidential sermon, is less a tale of accountability than a masterclass in
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Just Andrew 🐾
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The Patriotism Thermometer: When Loyalty Becomes Combustible In the new Zimbabwe, patriotism is no longer a virtue; it’s a temperature reading. And lately, the mercury is rising, it’s all fired up. Just a day ago, the offices of SAPES Trust, a long-standing think tank known for
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justandrewinzimbabwe.wordpress.com
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Just Andrew 🐾
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The Patriotism Thermometer: When Loyalty Becomes Combustible In the new Zimbabwe, patriotism is no longer a virtue; it’s a temperature reading. And lately, the mercury is rising, it’s all fired up. Just a day ago, the offices of SAPES Trust, a long-standing think tank known for
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Just Andrew 🐾
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The Polepole Warning Humphrey Polepole warned the state would come for him. Days later, he vanished. His sister was abducted. His final words accused the government of moral decay. Tanzania’s hard men still hold the night. https://t.co/silfR3qb8y #EnforcedDisappearances
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justandrewinzimbabwe.wordpress.com
By Andrew Field Tanzania heads to the polls on 29 October 2025, but the mood is grim. The ruling party, Chama Cha Mapinduzi (CCM)[1], has nominated President Samia Suluhu Hassan[2] for her first fu…
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