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🔞sometimes NSFW. PFP by @Yeehawt0wn Discord: zesty_jesus Please no rp requests, I just make YouTube videos and commission artists.

Texas, USA
Joined June 2016
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RT @uncledoomer: america is quite literally the best and most beautiful country on earth and it isnt even close
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Would people want a Zess plushie.
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Christ man, for years it's been "shut up, stop complaining, just be happy TF2 is still here, you clearly want the game to DIE because you don't happily accept all new content, if you keep complaining valve will just turn off the servers!" . And here we are. years later. valve.
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To the reddit guy (you're cool btw no shade to you either)- isn't it sad that many view TF2 being in a bad state, as an opinion? It IS in a bad state, in more ways than one. I hate that this is seen as a contentious "opinion" to begin with. It seriously needs help. It's needed.
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For years, I've been the only prominent figure willing to consistently talk about TF2's problems beyond bots. If it takes "authority" to get more people talking about it? And fight for better? Hell yes, I'll keep doing it. I guess the summer update was so bad, that it's getting
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RT @OnotsuK: CM For @Zesty_Jesus 🥰
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for the record this is a joke please don't crash out on me Dane ily bb.
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when I want to play as the 4th heavy and Uncle Dane says no.
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I swear to God I’m not making fun of this dude but NO ONE HAS EVER LOOKED LIKE THEY SUFFERED LIKE THIS IN HUMAN HISTORY
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Y'know what .Boobs are quite nice.
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Look at this fat dog
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RT @ShitpostRock: We don’t give Valve nearly enough shit for popularising lootboxes, battle pass systems and neglecting their IPs.
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Reading the replies on this is unfathomably insane. We've entered the revisionist history era for the bot crisis, and it took what, a year? For people to give it a pass or say "it wasn't that bad.". If any other game went through what TF2 did, for as long, those developers would.
@lucidmakesvids
Lucid (No Letters)
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"No bad business practices". > Valve made millions off TF2 for over 4 years while the game was basically unplayable due to aimbots.
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Seriously, it's insane how much the overton window has shifted. Not 3 years ago could you address casual mode's miserable functionality without getting attacked and being labeled as entitled.
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It's insane how long of an uphill battle this has been. It took years to nudge the discourse away from "casual mode is fine, stop complaining, you're just being entitled" to "okay yeah Valve should do something.". Good timing on Valve's part, breaking the matchmaking system last.
@katamiphi
SimplyKat* | BringBackQuickplay
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no frickin' way
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31 years living on this rock half of them spent playing TF2
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"Don't whine, valve will fix it on Monday".Great, then I can go back to my endless cycle of stomps and half empty servers. This shouldn't be an issue at all, this was NEVER an issue at all before valve squirted out this broken matchmaking system in 2016. I'm so fucking done.
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Today, I streamed TF2 for around two hours. 1 hour and 11 minutes was spent queuing, and 54 minutes playing. How on earth is this acceptable? . This was never a problem before meet your match, back when we had quickplay, but now we're just dealing with this after every update.
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Same shit with the payment processors and friction with adult content. Where does THAT stop? I don't want two companies making whatever they dislike functionally illegal without law by not processing payments for it, so it dies off.
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What the fuck is going on in EU right now? It's always "protect the kids" that acts as the Trojan horse for Draconian censorship laws. I just make TF2 videos, but my fear is this won't stop at what's considered "adult." The definition will broaden. The restrictions will grow.
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