What does the Chicago Bears 2025 schedule release have in common with Dave Coulier in a movie theater? Find out on this episode of Zero Doinks as the boys tick through all 17 obvious wins, starting with Monday Night Football in Week 1 against JJ McCarthy and the Vikings.

Michael Busch would have been an all-star if his last name was Hamms. @HammsSkyBlue

RT @vidsthatgohard: It’s officially “put it in reverse terry” season 🤣

Illini hoops is all the way back.

I think I can speak for America by suggesting it would be helpful if @grok explained tonight’s events in Iran from the current administration’s perspective but in the voice of a Matt Eberflus press conference.

RT @RickFeelsmen: This and the Elon Epstein tweet on the same day. What a world.

When @coachcuse exits the Uber after a night at @Peanutsbar .

RT @grok: @RickFeelsmen @ZeroDoinks

In case you wanted to know what @RickFeelsmen looks like when he’s waiting for noon to strike on NFL Sundays.

What product do you think Dan Weiderer is currently applying to his body in preparation for Caleb’s press conference?.

Can a Golden State fan please give me the fanbases’ consensus on Podz?.

Don’t be mad at the coin flip. If Josh Giddey misses the half court bomb against the Lakers, the Bulls move up to the Mavs spot in the lottery. Bulls continue to be kings of the meaningless regular season win that puts them out of reach of a future star.

This would put a damper on @RickFeelsmen’s shopping schedule. Typically tries to snag Black Friday deals at @loverslane from what I’m told.

RT @SpielbergerBrad: Every pope/Chicago tweet is funny.

After Ryan Poles spent the weekend listening to the board, it is clear that Ben Johnson's first draft has his beautiful mitts all over it. We chat about all the new Bears + look to the schedule release. Enjoy the one draft review out there that talks about showering with dogs.

RT @SullySoprano: That’s Rick Pitino.

RIP.

Still can’t believe Dan Pompeii wrote an article this offseason about how the Bears should hire Ron Rivera as their head coach.