B. Northern
@ZeroDarkDev
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🚀 HPC code surgeon — slices runtime like sashimi 📈 Swing-trader who benchmarks everything 👀 Scroll at your own risk → you’ll end up optimising something
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Joined January 2011
I write for a living. Academia calls it “publishing.”. I call it playing the world’s least rewarding side quest: the Citation Game™️.
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URGENT: I need an academic conference to submit to before the end of the year. Topic: Large-scale meshing, HPC optimization, and EE simulations. If you know one — please drop it. I’m drowning in .msh files and deadlines. Prefer IEEE or ACM type conferences but open to others.
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React on LAMP? Still do it. Legacy .Apps .Make .Profit. The stack’s old. My rent’s paid.
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Re-quoting an old tweet like aged California wine. Still funny. Remember this warning kids before you mess with lasers.
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# Dev prayer to the algorithm.Bless my tweets to reach Linux users, devs and builders and brighten their day by 1%. Road to 1K minds brightened by a hardcore devs voice.
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Build even if it breaks. Ship even if it stinks. Learn even if you flop. And no—failing on purpose “for the lesson” doesn’t count 😆.
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If you learned Spring Boot from Koushik Kothagal (@Java_Brains), you already know. One of the clearest voices in Java education. Guy breaks down Spring like he wrote the framework.
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We didn’t start the kernel… .We just misconfigured GRUB and watched it crash in style.
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Wait… Stack Overflow has a homepage? .And *subscriptions* for companies??. I’ve been treating it like a read-only API for years.
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Forget Dropbox. Thinking about using social media as free cloud storage. Bonus: people will like and share my backups.
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Resumes today gotta pass an AI scanner, sound like a robot, and strip all personality just to land on someone's desk. For a *developer* role. Might as well just send a `.txt` or better—an Emacs .org file. If they can’t read that, are they hiring devs or court clerks?.
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Lose likes. Lose momentum. Lose sleep. Never lose yourself. (Shoutout to the GOAT lyricist 🧢🔥).
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Job post: *Entry Level Java Developer*.✅ Must understand OOP.❌ Java not listed under languages (but somehow. COBOL and Algol68 are).🎓 Requires 5 years experience.💀 $30k salary.📜 PhD in Mechanical Engineering. Is *anyone* at that company tapping HR on the shoulder like.
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SHA-256 is wild. You can write “hi” and get: .c1a5298f939e87e8f962a5edfc206918. Change it to “Hi” and boom: .8f434346ecf7e3a5ddc3e5a71e80ae0c. One pixel difference = completely different hash. It’s like reality—change one tiny thing, and nothing is the same again.
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Everyone's chasing LLMs and SaaS. Meanwhile I’m out here tweeting about OpenMPI and pretending GMSH tetrahedrals will revolutionize the world. Though with the Honeycomb Conjecture proven… .I do wonder if hexes are better programmatically. 🤔.
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LinkedIn:. ✅ New role post.✅ 15 comments saying “Congrats!”.✅ 34 likes.❌ Zero personality. I’m switching it up. Next time I see a company post, I’m replying:.“Why’d you hire them? I’d crush it and bring snacks to standups.”.
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Nothing makes me want to code a bug bounty exploit more than Pizza Hut’s checkout page rejecting actual numbers in a credit card field. Y’all need QA. Or prayer. @pizzahut #OpenToWork.
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OpenMP: “We all share memory here, it’s cool 😎” .MPI: “I sent you a message. Did you get it? I sent another.” .CUDA: “I bench press tensors. On one GPU. Only mine.” .ROCm: “I’m just like CUDA, I swear.” .*narrator: he was not like CUDA*.
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⚡️Zig Tip . Blazing compile times beat C++. Manual memory control boosts speed.Show Zig some love: #ZigLang.
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