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This is where I will complain about my childhood. main @Jotay_phillipay RIP MillerliteJT 🖤

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@ZeroCalJT
Diet Jt
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I'm your favorite mini-golfers favorite mini-golfer.
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RT @Tempo_ae: “You’ve lost your spark”. My guy, I’m just broke.
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“I need a ring”. - Bradley Beal on why he signed with the Clippers:. (🎥 @tamar_sher / h/t @clipfullyloaded ).
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after all the flack they got for the ogres redesign they're gonna use donkeys model for a solo movie like the puss in boots one since no one complained about him while they fix the new models.
@DiscussingFilm
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‘SHREK 5’ has been delayed to June 30, 2027
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to give the guy some credit. Having the major public know you are a sexual predator, on top of being bad at football, and losing your job to a 40 year old white man, all while having the organization and fans hating your guts, it is wildly impressive he hasn't killed himself.
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Boots, 'with the fur'
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Teacher: If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?. Class "Genius": Ahhh - I can't calculate - Does. Not. Compute 🥴🤯. Me, the prodigy janitor: (smiling wisely) Yes - and No ,.
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What was "the incident" in your high school?
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He'd rather have a buffalo.Take a diarrhea dump in his ear.He'd rather eat the rotten asshole.Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer.
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They're killing me tomorrow, y'all need anything from purgatory?.
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God I love Marc Maron.
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we can leave kevin hart buddy comedies in 2018 please and thank you.
@DiscussingFilm
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Kevin Hart and John Cena will star in a new action comedy ‘THE LEADING MAN’ for Netflix. The film follows a self-absorbed movie star who discovers that his co-star is a secret agent. (Source: Deadline)
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I can't stop huffing paint and smashing mailboxes with a baseball bat.
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I can't stop making AI frappuccinos
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He might be in Venezuela. I take venmo.
@AGPamBondi
Attorney General Pamela Bondi
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Today, @TheJusticeDept and @StateDept are announcing a $50 MILLION REWARD for information leading to the arrest of Nicolás Maduro.
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If I was rich I'd buy an abandoned mall and turn the old store fronts into apartments, but keep the mall courtyard theming.
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hello @TommyWiseau may I borrow ten thousand dollars?.
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I'm gonna squelch some bugs only got 20 squelchers in my pocket.
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Okay, I get how Read is also Read, but I do not like how Aye can also be Aye.
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guy who's seen other animation famous for making food look good "this looks like an animation famous for making food look good".
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guy who’s only seen studio ghibli food cooking animations: “i’m getting real studio ghibli food animation vibes from this”.
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her birthday is engrained in my brain I see the date in random numbers all the time. how can you love someone deeply and not love the day they were brought into this world to bless you?.
@ChisomAgbafor
Chisom Agbafor
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A man can love you deeply and still forget your birthday.
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Diet Jt
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why is he dressed like gru?
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If I had a common name spelled unconventionally I would apologize.
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