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@CassKittie
Name 1 successful person with that attitude
Keep milking your tits for horny dweebs on onlyfans, and still suck at that
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Tonight I was robbed at gunpoint by 3 men. They stole my wallet and my phone. Thankfully I'm not hurt.
If anybody's trying to contact me I'm available through social media.
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Playing Sheik is like taking a 3rd grade math test with 300 questions but if you autopilot and get 3 questions wrong you fail
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Ganon's not there to win the tournament he's there to ruin someone's day
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I love people
Last year: “Fuck Smash 4, disgraceful undesigned garbage I hope it dies btw fuk Bayo”
Now: “Goodbye Smash 4 my first and only love I’ll miss you wih all my heart such sweet memories”
Year from now: “SmUsh mechanics are so broken, free to win lottery ticket game”
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Fighting Steve is like being in an argument with someone and after every excellent point you make they respond with "that's what she said" and you explode into a million pieces
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You know how Elite Smash is "fake" Smash Bros?
Twitter is elite Smash for social lives.
Its FAKE social interaction.
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The ironic thing is if Shulk came out as a DLC character ALL OF YOU would agree that he's the best in the game lol
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I desperately hope most people who wanted Sora have now lived to regret it
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I'm officially fine with banning Steve lmao. I wasn't at first, but after watching Tweek's immaculate spacing get stuffed out by a giant lego was just mindboggling
Fuck this blockhead, cornball, dorky ass character :)
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You know you minecart a lot when a Seph reads it with FSMASH
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If you main Jigglypuff I can guarantee no one likes you. I don't even know you, but I can guarantee no one likes you.
You play the biggest waste of effort lazy character and he's been that way since 64. You have POOR decision making skills.
Also, fuck you.
P.S: Take a shower.
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Picked up Larry from the airport and I take him to In N Out:
Larry: I got you bro, don't worry.
Me: Thanks, I'll take 3 cheeseburgers and 2 fries
Get fucked LMAO
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If your main has a move that looks like this then they're a real character
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I’d seriously rather deepthroat a whole ass goomba than compete in another wifi tournament.
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Just fought a Bowser on Elite.
If you play Bowser, you literally deserve no right to speak. You cannot open your mouth. When people talk about "problems" with Ultimate, you are one of those problems. It's depressing.
"Bowser main" and "chimpanzee" are the same word.
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I've never met a Little Mac player with a concept of neutral, fundamentals, or spacing. They brainlessly mash unpunishable kill moves and it works because Little Mac is a glitch and an abomination and a mistake
People willingly choose Little Mac
..That's so embarrassing LMAO
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Forgot about this tweet
I am the best Mario in the world, never forget it
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If you play Mario you were born an annoying fuck and there's just no hope for you.
Nobody gives a flying fuck about your uair uair fair clip on a K Rool. You were drooling anyway.
Nobody cares that you "struggle to get in".
Just like his games, Mario is designed for babies.
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I love Smash Ultimate offline but online has to be the absolute worst game I've ever played in my life lol. Literally two different games
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If Lucas got abandoned from his mom at the supermarket I wouldn't help him
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Banjo is one of the most unenjoyable and unfun characters I've had the displeasure of fighting against. If Patrick from Spongebob played Smash h'd main Banjo.
Patrick would still win since he's the type of guy the character is designed for; brainless mongrels living under a rock
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Every Ness main spams 8 aerials in one short hop followed by dash back PK fire. And don't forget the autopilot psi magnets.
Maining Ness is a crime. And its ratchet. And disgusting. And stupid. And embarrassing.
I'd rather smear walrus feces all over my body than main Ness
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Fox is broken and any Fox main who tries to tell you otherwise is a charlatan and a hack and a conman.
And they also smell like shit.
Easy neutral, easy juggling, and easy bake cupcake nair confirms. Foxes will do a shorthop tomahawk and think they're slick.
They're not.
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The Luigi community is in shambles. Now instead of double dunk up-b, poor Luigi players have to change their whole combo from dair dair upb, to UAIR UPB!!!
Such a horrible time to be a Luigi player.. They will be feeling this colossal nerf for a very long time
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Hard reads are infinitely more impressive than your corny footstool 10 hit combo
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I ran into a guy on elite smash, his tag was like "LEV02" or something, it was a Sora
Immediately my software crashes, my home screen flashes a bunch of green and brown colors and shuts off
Now my Switch looks like this.
What the FUCK happened
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Wario mains are sad. They don't have the intelligence to form a complex thought so they end up maining Wario to compensate.
They main a character that shits himself and expect people to be impressed.
If you main Wario all your friends see you as Wario.
Who's the real winner?
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Imagine being Pikachu.
Imagine not having to learn neutral except for bair, bair into bair. Imagine winning not because of skill, but because your opponent is physically unable to hit you despite your unsafe, poor, and blissfully ignorant spacing.
Despicable, if you ask me.
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Hero is the character you pick when you've given up trying to beat players with actual skill and finally admit you need to gamble your way to a cheap win.
Simply by picking Hero you've subconsciously admitted you're the worse player.
Never once has a Hero main won without jank.
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Its so easy to pretend you're good when you main Peach. Congrats you learned a dtilt combo and can spam 50 bairs, good job.
Peach doesn't have to work for shit, don't let any of them fool you.
She's basically rng like G&W but with prejudiced hitboxes
And they all run to ledge
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If you're ever receiving Smash advice from a ZSS main always remember they have automatically disqualified themselves from the discussion since they haven't really played a second of real Smash brothers in their life
Every word out of the ZSS' mouth is then irrelevant
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I love Rob so much. He truly belongs in Smash since he was a totally memorable, fun accessory from the year 1956.
Its great to have another spammy runaway zoner. I love approaching him just to get dtilted 7 times or side-b'ed offstage at 4.
I just really love that motherfucker.
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Thank you guys for all the positive vibes. Not gonna let this shit bring me down. Fuck that. Still living.
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Sakurai buffing Zelda and Samus proves that he doesn't play his own game. A good dose of elite smash would give him some empathy.
He needs to suffer the wrath of his own creations by getting camped by Wronglever and neutral b'ed by Zelda till he tosses his controller
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You have to be twisted and deranged to play Piranha Plant.
If you're friends with one discontinue that relationship immediately.
No one wants to play against Plant.
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Cloud has the sickest standing animation in the whole game. He's definitely the coolest character. Has a big sword, says Japanese words and glows blue and flies around the stage, fucking badass
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If anyone asks me to practice the Mario mu for Kurama I refuse
If anyone asks me to practice the Mario mu for Dark Wizzy I accept
My conditions are simple
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If you have a friend who plays Ridley, that means you really shouldn't have that friend. You can't trust a guy who plays a character with an attack that does 70%
I just love how people asked for this character since Melee, and now like 3 people play him.
And they're all drones.
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Incineroar is one of the dumbest fucking names I've ever heard.
Ironic, considering he's one of the dumbest looking characters too.
It's also ironic that I've seen Incineroar players do some of the dumbest shit I've ever seen. They all drool uncontrollably.
Coincidence?
No.
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PSA: Wolf is still a fart-smelling low-effort straight up lazy ass character.
No character promotes lazier neutral than Wolf.
If you've ever clipped fair/nair Wolf flash you proved you're just another typical lazy unhype cheeto-slurping Wolf main
Who deserves no respect.
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Terry is massively underrated
Inkling is still good
PT is broken
Young Link is one of the best characters in the game
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One of the funniest interactions I’ve heard at a tournament:
Person: Dude, what percent did your shoryu kill me at?
Ken player: ....Do you really wanna know?
That’s when you know some bullshit occurred LMAO
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Fighting Luigi is like dealing with an infant with nuclear weapons
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Why waste time playing Kirby when there are 15 other characters who do the same exact thing... except better?
Playing Kirby must be like going to a five star restaurant, but willingly choosing to eat out of the garbage.
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Dear Snake Player,
Nothing you do is ever remarkable or impressive.
Signed, the rest of humanity.
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I am convinced that every quickplay Samus is just AI created by Nintendo. They're ALL the same person, and this person is incomprehensibly dumb.
I mean why would you need a brain to play Samus in the first place?
Charge shot. Roll. Dash grab. Spotdodge. Dsmash. Roll.
Cringe.
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Why do people angrily mash the R button with their eyes closed after missing a tech?
Do they want a cookie?
Like..you didn't tech.
and no one cares that you tried to tech.
"BUT I ACTUALLY DID TECH" uhhh, no you actually didn't.
The only judge and jury is the GAME lmao
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Went to Olive Garden for the first time in like 5 months, still pretty good
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Out of every player base, the Yoshi players have the absolute lowest IQ out of all of them. I have seen Yoshi's close their eyes and nair at me, get punished every, single, time.
Guess that's what happens when you eat nothing but chalk LOL
They don't think, because they can't.
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I'm sorry your fsmash kills at 27 instead of 25, what a huge throw
This now the worst way I've ever thrown a set.
That's what I get for not knowing my percents 😭
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Lan Hero
THIS WHOLE SEQUENCE
I AM COLD-BLOODED
(if I got that fsmash though....!!!!)
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Has anyone ever seen this man?
This man is a dark skinned Male, between the ages of 25 and 40 and is wanted in 50 states.
His charges include:
- Falco'ing
- Excessive use of Falco
- Spreading the Falco Agenda
- Maining Falco
- Littering
This man must be brought to justice.
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Chrom players are straight jackasses. They don't fuck a fuck about anybody's well-being.
If you pick Chrom and slobber all pver your controller you give me no choice but to dehumanize you. Sorry.
Actually not sorry. Fuck Chrom
And if you brag about ledgetrapping you're carried
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Falcon is by far the most FAKE-HYPE character in Smash history, in every Smash game. That cornball has been doing the same bnb for 22 years, and it's only impressive if you're 5 or don't know what you're looking at
Can't expect much from a guy with "Falco" in his name
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If you ever start to feel you suck at Smash let me remind you there are people who have ZSS's downb and STILL lose tournament sets.
At least you're not them.
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Mr Krabs is the greediest character in all of fiction
He was even willing to sell Spongebob's soul for 62 cents
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I've said it once I've said it a thousand times playing offline is the most sublime and satisfying experience and playing online is dogshit doodoo water straight up garbage.
Online Smash is fake smash. Don't get demotivated
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Falco is a fucking community issue lmao, what even is this character.
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If Terry and Bowser had a baby it'd be Pyra/Mythra. Imagine having someone tell you "there's gonna be a DLC that can mash like a shoto, has a sword, and simultaneously promotes aimless smash attacks (kills at 50% by the way).
Someone check on Sakurai, he's out of his fuckin mind
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True friends listen to your post bracket tirade about how bad your opponent was and how much better you are than them and how shitty you played and how you will exact your great revenge in due time
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Oh look half off on a garbage sale. Still not interested.
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Mario's fair is the most satisfying move to land and the funniest move to miss. You can't go wrong!
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If you play Link you're a robot. You're not actually a human being. You're just AI created by the universe to make it look like a bunch of people play Elite Smash. You exist only to breathe and take up space.
If you play Link you can officially classify yourself as an NPC. Sad
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I can smell a ZSS main's cheeto breath through my TV screen since their mouth is gaping wide open brainlessly as they mash jab for the 7th time
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Rosa's for dweebs who are too stupid to learn how to approach, so Sakurai programmed the easiest neutral game in fighting game history; a character who stands in one spot and mashes the A button.
Never in recorded history has there been a Rosa with fundamentals.
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Mewtwo players will claim to be your friend yet camp you with shadow ball full screen, since they lack brain cells. And skill. And IQ.
But at least Ultimate Mewtwo isn't the level of degenerate filth Smash 4 Mewtwo was, but he's still degenerate filth. And he always will be.
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People who pick random are either assholes or scoundrels. Its like saying "I can beat you with any character in the game haha".
In Ultimate, that's not saying much. There's an 60% chance you'll get a mashy no skill barbarian and 40% its a pussyfied runaway zoner.
Unimpressive.
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Ultimate potentially holds the title for greatest game of all time and worst game of all time simultaneously. If you think about it, that's the most impressive feat of all
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