Zen’s Spunky Dunkers
@ZenAndHopscotch
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I smoke during yoga, shoot tequila with my quinoa, and quote Shakespeare while watching Jerry Springer reruns. Knee pads will be provided💋🤷🏼♀️#Z23
Charles Bukowski’s Dreams
Joined July 2015
I cannot believe Twitter finally released my account after 4 years suspended. Unfortunately, I’ve lost ALL my follows/followings tho and won’t easily be able to reconnect with all y’all. But… I’m out of Twitter prison at last. YAY🙌🏼💚🙌🏼
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Me: pull a double? (Rolls eyes) Pshh. kid’s stuff… I could pull a quadruple if I felt so inclined. 2 days later: Hey? Would you do me a favor and pull another doub…. Me: hold your damn horses….you do understand a braggadocious hyperbole dripping with sarcasm, right?
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RT @Reigart: Trump=Death, illness, hate, racism, lies, chaos, division, sexual assault, mobsters, Russians, crime. Dems=stability, sanit….
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RT @ZenAndHopscotch: Asserting disagreement without debate is as meaningless as asserting unanimity without discussion. -RFK https://t.co/….
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Donnie Dollhands is a textbook example of projection almost every time he uses words.
1/2 "𝐏𝐬𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 is a defense mechanism in which the ego defends itself against unconscious impulses or qualities. by denying their existence in themselves and attributing them to others." . What's the latest from Donnie "Big Mac"?
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RT @hilaryluros: If you’re unsure about whether apostrophes pluralize, remember, it’s “apostrophes”, not “apostrophe’s”.
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While the GOP goes at Liz Cheney. not a word from em about Matt Gaetz. 4 Women Say Matt Gaetz’s Wingman Joel Greenberg Pressured Them to Have Sex
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RT @SarahKSilverman: Let’s all take a beat & internalize this quote from the transcendent James Baldwin:….
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RT @Yamiche: NEWS: President Biden announces on call with governors that Uber and Lyft will offer free rides to and from vaccination sites….
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RT @TheTNHoller: MEMPHIS: “The I-40 Hernando DeSoto “M” bridge is closed at least through Weds morning, after crews discovered a CRACK IN T….
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Some of you are missing both your sense of humor and your self awareness. and it shows.
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RT @ZenAndHopscotch: Holy shit! I am a CULINARY SAVANT!. I am the MOTHER FUCKIN MOZART OF THE KITCHEN!. I am THUNDERCUNT ATHENA IN LA COCIN….
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Supper has been simmering on the stove for 2 hours. Bruiser has been “patiently” waiting in the kitchen for 1.5 hours now.
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